WilliamPitt
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Wed Sep-10-03 02:50 PM
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My interview with John Forbes Kerry |
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Edited on Wed Sep-10-03 02:50 PM by WilliamPitt
Mr Kerry, isn't it true that you didn't actually earn your Purple Hearts? Aren't those in fact "trivial" medals?
*scuffling sounds, me screaming as decorated Vietnam vet rightfully kicks the shit out of me, sound of several other vets joining in*
Mr Kerry, isn't it true that you sold out the POWs and MIAs?
*sound of crowbar weilded by decorated Vietnam vet smashing my skull*
Mr. Kerry, is it true that you played hockey in high school with Robert Mueller, and that your locker-room association with him has compelled you to join the Bush Family Evil Empire?
*sound of me being checked into the boards, squishing noise as hockey stick is rammed up my ass, laughter at such retarded questions echoing in the background*
Mr. Kerry, isn't it true that your college association with Skull & Bones means you are fully and completely in bed with Bush and Cheney and the rest?
*sound of my skull and bones being broken, continued hysterical laughter in the background as questions get dumber and dumber and dumber*
Thank you, sir. Let us both continue our evil ways.
*One last punch to my face for wasting his time and for destroying my credibility*
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Wed Sep-10-03 02:51 PM
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Wed Sep-10-03 02:52 PM
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2. That's right, laugh about it! |
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You won't be laughing when Kerry and the SnB Hockey Team control the universe
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Wed Sep-10-03 02:53 PM
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'The SnB Hockey Team.'
Oh LOL. Who gets to play goalie?
Who's the coach?
Could it be....SATAN?!?
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Wed Sep-10-03 02:54 PM
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6. You'll find out in due time |
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and then we'll see who gets the last laugh!
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:22 PM
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30. Let's just put him in the penalty box |
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for UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT! (That's a major 10 minute penalty BTW)
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:31 PM
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Wed Sep-10-03 02:53 PM
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3. Did you ask him about that Swiss Cheese on the Philly Cheese Steak? |
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Or did you just harass him with a bunch of puff questions?
:eyes:
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Wed Sep-10-03 02:54 PM
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5. God you are tough ~ How did you survive to write this post? |
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If I were you I don't think I would ask those particular questions. Maybe something like "Now you have given Bush* authority to invade countries in the name of the war on terror are you having any second thoughts?"
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Wed Sep-10-03 02:56 PM
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That would be my first, second, third and fourth question.
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Wed Sep-10-03 02:54 PM
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7. HEY! Alrighty! I'm pissed off at you now! |
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You should have told me you were speaking to Kerry! I thought we were friends and co-workers! I helped you talk to Dean and this is the thanks I get? I'm offended. The least you could have done is ask me to help set it up for you! And then I have to find out about it by reading it on DU?
That's it...I'm packing up my toys and going home!
Hmph....
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Wed Sep-10-03 02:58 PM
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Damn...
I guess I'll have to stick around and goof off a bit.
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:00 PM
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16. Ask him what it's like being a member of an evil frat |
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that's out to take over the world!
I wanna hear that answer!
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:02 PM
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18. Ask him if his hair is an independent organism from the planet Zeta-5! |
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That's what Larouche told me it was.
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Wed Sep-10-03 02:56 PM
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8. Great - God I wish I could write as well as you do - You have a great gift |
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So I'll just sit back and enjoy!
Thanks for the smile that is on my face at the moment!
:-)
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Wed Sep-10-03 02:56 PM
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9. You have credibility, Will? |
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I thought that went out the window right about the time I interviewed you.
I like Kerry. I wouldn't have any qualms voting for that guy come November '04. I would like to see him become more animated and hammer the Chimp. I think even though he voted for the war that it wouldn't hurt him at all, quite the contrary in fact, if he came out and busted some skulls on how wrong the invasion was.
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Wed Sep-10-03 02:57 PM
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12. Since I don't know who you are, |
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I'll refrain from any caustic response. When did my credibility go out the window? Who are you? Why do I care?
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:02 PM
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17. I'm just messing with you |
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I'm the guy in Arizona that interviewed in June. Over the phone, etc, etc.
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:06 PM
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:23 PM
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31. yeah, I could see you preparing for another fight |
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Wed Sep-10-03 02:57 PM
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So he left only your fingers so you could type this? :evilgrin:
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Wed Sep-10-03 02:58 PM
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Wed Sep-10-03 02:58 PM
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Thanks for exposing that good for nothing neo-con ultra-liberal.
;-)
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:04 PM
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19. in honor of the skull-n-bones conspiracy |
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I have changed my avatar for the day.
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:05 PM
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20. Well it's about time a journalist demonstrated some courage |
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Since I am posting from a rubber room in a mental institution, I get little entertainent. Thanks so much for helping the needy. You are quite generous.
Now please will you inteview Mr Armstong about that fraudulent moon walk?
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:05 PM
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21. but you didn't ask about how his entire career in the senate |
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has shaped how he votes based on his wife's ownership of Walmart stock.
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:08 PM
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23. Kerry is a pile of Cape Cod sea gull shit!!!! Kerry indeed SUCKS!!!! |
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Edited on Wed Sep-10-03 03:14 PM by Oracle
And "Forbes" make him an even bigger joke...he's the same mold as the sickening moderates that produced Joke Lieberman, Dickless Geppy, and Simpleton Edwards...
Kerry, a true say anything you think they want to hear, don't rock the boat, "new moderate shithead Democrats!!!!"
Give me the hard core in your face progressive LIBERAL old school Democrats any day.
He was expecting to be way out in front by now with the DLC backing, so now we see this fucking lying piece of shit Kerry and we are suppose to admire his humbleness...no fucking way...
Kerry would only be on my list if Joke Lieberman, Dickless Geppy, and Simpleton Edwards...were my only choice's!!!
Get fucking real, Massachusetts homeboy...we don't play that tired old shit out here in California!!!!
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:22 PM
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29. If you support Kucinich, say something positive about Kucinich. |
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:29 PM
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34. Kucinch good, Kerry bad... |
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Wed Sep-10-03 04:25 PM
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46. Oracle, whoever you are KNOCK IT OFF! |
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You have done my Hero and candidate NO good with your vicious rantings about other candidates. I resent it and I will NOT let it sit unchallenged.
My candidate stands for Peace, for human decency, for integrity, honesty and civility. You've displayed NONE of those qualities here. William Pitt on the other hand has displayed MANY of those qualities repeatedly and, while his personal support is behind a different candidate, he's done much to spread Congressman Kucinich's message to the general population. Possibly MORE than he's done for his own candidate.
There is nothing to be gained by my candidate by viciously attacking the others in the field. It serves no purpose whatsoever and does nothing to explain Kucinich's plans to the people who need to hear them. I ask you now as a fellow Kucinich supporter to cease these assaults.
PLEASE, stop tarring the Congressman's message of hope and vision of a better America with vitriol and hate. It is NOT a part of Kucinch's platform.
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Thu Sep-11-03 06:26 PM
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I am very impressed by your attitude. :)
I am glad to see someone who asks for fair and ethical behavior in the electoral process. It's not every day you see such dedication to doing the right thing during campaigns.
Your stance and refusal to allow negative remarks - especially when it hurts a candidate other than your own, and might even benefit yours indirectly - needs to be acknowledged. Your passion for a peaceful process is commendable.
Love, :loveya:
Zhade
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Wed Sep-10-03 04:36 PM
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49. you sure sound like an adult |
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your level of name calling would be rejected in a kindergarten playground as too juvenille.
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:10 PM
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24. I'm glad you can make jokes out of all this |
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when George Bush is elected in 2004, I hope your musings won't fail you then
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:13 PM
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25. I don't make a joke out of anything |
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The people who push this insane bullshit make a belly-laughing joke out of all the legitimate criticisms you and others have for Kerry. There's plenty to kick his ass over without making crap up. You should be more pissed than me. Jokers like this destroy your credibility by proxy. Help me deal with it, so we can talk about Kerry's war vote and other policy positions without having to bat down paranoia and lies. I'd be more than happy to fight on that ground.
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:40 PM
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unsubstantiated crap is always a bad thing
Like thinking Bush might be behind 9/11...that sort of thing...or that Dick Cheney would purposefully screw over California's consumers for his own political and economic ends...things like that
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:46 PM
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There's actually hard data and witnesses to support those allegations.
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:53 PM
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why isn't something being done?
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:55 PM
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40. Haha...I was wondering that myself... |
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Must of come out during the last reggae party I was at.
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Wed Sep-10-03 04:06 PM
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44. Because you've never run for office or published a book |
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but spend your righteous anger here.
Or am I wrong?
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Wed Sep-10-03 04:12 PM
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I voted for representatives who are responsible for properly managing the country...WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?!?!
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Wed Sep-10-03 05:11 PM
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to the thousands or millions of others who also voted. Living in a republic is a bitch. You don't always get your way.
P.S. You think voting is enough?
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Wed Sep-10-03 06:28 PM
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54. Of course not...voting Democrat never gets me anywhere |
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I think we should all vote for a different party until the Democrats fix thier own problems.
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Wed Sep-10-03 06:30 PM
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55. oh, so the thousands and millions who voted for Dems... |
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WANT Bush and Cheney to get away with their crimes?
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:17 PM
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26. George Bush will win in 04 by the left spreading unverifiable rumors about |
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Edited on Wed Sep-10-03 03:18 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo
their own via the internet much like they did about Al Gore "discovering" Love Canal and the right picking it up, running with it, and using statements made by the left that it must be true or they wouldn't say it.
Fail to distinguish your priciples from your practices at your own risk.
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:37 PM
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36. I don't make shit up about Kerry |
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all of my criticism of him is based on his deeds and actions
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Wed Sep-10-03 04:01 PM
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42. You do indeed have that iron moral backbone, my dear... |
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Edited on Wed Sep-10-03 04:04 PM by Oracle
Do just usher it elsewhere, please!!!!
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:19 PM
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27. Kerry's Trivial Injuries |
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The issue isn't whether Kerry was actually awarded three purple hearts; he was. However, the fortunes of war being what they are, some injuries are trivial. The term is necessarily relative, because war wounds extend from small bruises to grisly death. It's not inappropriate to describe Kerry's non-disabling injuries as "trivial".
Kerry used his three trivial injuries as the basis of his request for reassignment after only four months in country. A healthy, able-bodied John Kerry boarded the plane back to the United States, having completed only a third of the tour that he volunteered for.
It's fair to ask John Kerry what brought about this change of heart. If he was so gung ho that he volunteered for combat, did the experience of combat lose its appeal once he found himself in it? He did actually have to request reassignment; and it was somewhat irregular for an officer of his rank to do so. It's an easy question: Why did John Kerry leave Vietnam after only four months?
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:24 PM
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32. So everything he has done in between those nearly 40 years should be |
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disregarded in order to satisfy the curiosity of a person who would then slam him for having served in the military anyway?
What a fucking crock of shit.
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Wed Sep-10-03 04:34 PM
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48. Kerry Poses Before An Aircraft Carrier |
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Kerry poses before an aircraft carrier, and meets the press along with the crew from his swift boat 35 years ago. Who's bringing up the past? Kerry is.
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Wed Sep-10-03 04:03 PM
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43. Max Cleland, another bona fide Vietnam war hero, endorses Kerry. |
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That just about says it all.
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Wed Sep-10-03 04:31 PM
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47. Cleland Voted For the War On Iraq |
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So much for Cleland's political judgement. You might argue that Cleland had no choice but to support Bush's war, but that argument doesn't help Kerry. Regardless of their personal histories, neither Senator showed much courage that day.
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Wed Sep-10-03 04:38 PM
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50. Max is perhaps a better judge of wounded war heroes than anyone here. |
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Edited on Wed Sep-10-03 04:38 PM by oasis
That's my point. Clelands vote on Iraq is not the issue.
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Wed Sep-10-03 04:43 PM
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51. I'm curious, where did you get your information about Kerry's tour of duty |
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I have looked around a bit since you made the accusation he somehow cheated his way out of Vietnam early. All I can find is that he served two tours there and was awarded numerous awards of merit and of valar. Also how much time did you spend there?
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:20 PM
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28. Kerry Votes with Kennedy 100% of the time |
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and I'm happy to have him as my Senator. He is liberal. Period. I am getting sick of all these paranoid rantings and unsubstantiated attacks on Kerry-and all the other candidates as well. Anyone taking a cursory glance at DU would more than likely come away with the opinion that this board is dominated by childish infighting and demented conspiracies.
I'm really getting sick of this shit...
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:25 PM
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33. I thought Kennedy voted against the war resolution. |
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Wed Sep-10-03 03:56 PM
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41. 96% of the time...but you're close! |
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Wed Sep-10-03 04:54 PM
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52. Don't forget: Is it true that your wife has done it |
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See -
I told you he was a nazi prison camp guard
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