Text of the Chimp's 9-7 speech: Words of Mindless Drivel (WMDs)

[HawkerHurricane]

Text of the Chimp's 9-7 speech
terror
deadly attacks
terrorism
destroying
terror
killed
terrorist
terrorist
terror
mass destruction
terrorists
attacked
terrorists
dead
war
terrorist threat
torture chambers
mass graves
violence and terror
international terrorism
terrorists
ideologies of terror
terror
assassins
torturers
killers
attackers
attackers
foreign terrorists
war
killers
attacks
attacks
terrorist groups
attacks
terrorists
ambushed
killed
bombed
murdered
bombing
violence
attacks
terrorists
terrorists
inflict harm
war on terror
a lengthy war
a different kind of war
war on terror
destroying the terrorists
against the terrorists
future attacks
precise strikes against enemy targets
combat
raids
enemy weapons
ammunition
killed hundreds
terrorists
dead
hunting for them
terrible weapons
terrorist attacks
attacks
war on terror
died
war
terror

Thank you, and may God continue to bless America.


It's important for Bush to keep the nation scared.
That way, nobody asks where the missing 11 trillion dollars went.

[gWbush is Mabus]

1. great post

we should send this around as an email like all the freeper emails.

[HawkerHurricane]

3. I recieved it as a email

And did pass it around.
Sorry, I should have made it clearer.

[RobertSeattle]

2. Just dumped the whole speech into MS Word

Words: 2260
Characters: 11091
Paragraphs: 29
Sentences : 123

Averages
Sentences per paragraph: 4.2
Words Per sentence: 18.3
Characters per word: 4.7

Readability
Passive Sentences: 5%
Flesch Reading Ease: 48.2 (Low - Should be 60 to 70 according to MS)
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 11.0 (Surpringly high. People usually recommend public speeches betwen around 6 to 8 Grade level)