Redneck Reality...

[kentuck]

http://www.freepressed.com/real_american_hardwork.htm

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I saw a help wanted sign at the Krispy Kreme in Dallas where I work as office comptroller. They are hirin’ at Wal-Mart and Taco Loco. Lots of places hirin’ but libs don’t want to do anything that remotely resembles hard work. You want an office job: ACED, ass-sittin, where you can surf the net all day.


Hell, even people who work at Wal-Mart have time to stand around jawin’ with each other. Whenever I go there, I’ll walk around and unfold clothes so they have to put em’ back in place.


Way I figure it if they ain’t workin’ they are wastin’ Sam Walton’s spawns hard earned cake.


To get back on point if I tried talkin’ bout Hoover with grandpappy I may as well be talkin’ with a stump.


“You don’t know how bad it was,” he’d say.


The harmless buzzard even had a framed photo of FDR hangin’ out in his tool shed where he made rubber band guns and lamps.

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[Bandit]

1. Sounds like they are going to be proud that Bush* is compared to Hoover

I sometimes wonder how some people reach adulthood.

[Career Prole]

4. It's satire!

Did you read the rest of the articles?
Here's the statement from the "About" page.

about:
freepressed.com is a satirical response to the gullibility and culpability of the corporate owned media in allowing the 2000 presidential election to be stolen, the 9/11 terrorist attacks to be a surprise to the American people, and the Bush administration's justifications for the preemptive invasion of Iraq to go unchallenged.

freepressed was created by Brent "True Patriot" Flynn with the help of "Real American" Allen Houston.

[JHB]

2. Uhhhh...that's a parody site.

Also featured:

Op-Ed: How bad can one administration fuck up? Let me count the ways

Bush Administration hands over control of Iraq to Halliburton

Rumsfeld says he likes Iraq so much he's not leaving

[dutchdemocrat]

3. Here's some Freeper's freaking

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=318557