Dime Bag Laura

[benburch]

You know, don't you, that Laura Bush was a drug dealer when Georgie Boy met her?

Her friends knew her as "Dime Bag Laura".

And she hasn't changed much; She probably doesn't connect to any good reefer any more, but she's Xanaxed to the gills most of the time. That smile of hers reminds me of The Joker. Not so much a smile as rictus.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. This administration:

The Tony Montana Administration.

[NVMojo]

2. wow, what are the sources for your info, benburch?

[benburch]

4. Kitty Kelley's excellent book!

You know, NOBODY has ever sued her for libel because she checks out ALL of her facts.

[lachattefolle]

19. I just ordered Kitty's book and can't wait to read it.

[CatWoman]

61. I'm still reading it, and am in awe

at the "rituals" and "traditions" this family follows.

[FreedomAngel82]

62. I want to read it too

It seems like a really good book. Especially if the right is slamming her.

[Doctor_J]

3. She's also a murderer

must be nice to be a repuke, and get away with drug dealing and murder (Pickles), and Cocaine busts, drunk driving, insider trading, and desertion from the TANG (Duh-bya).

[zann725]

25. That's the Moral Majority for ya! Morally bankrupt! And bankrupting US!

n/t

[Silverhair]

31. At the time of the accident, Laura's family were Democrats.

She was only 17 and too young to vote. Further, Laura worked locally for the McGovern campaign in 72. Oh Well, never let some facts get in the way of your hatred.

[benburch]

38. I hate her because of who she is NOW.

I have no clue what YOU mean.

[Silverhair]

40. The other poster said:

"...be nice to be a repuke, and get away with drug dealing and murder (Pickles),..."

I was pointing out that at the time of the accident, and in college, she was not a Republican, but was a Democrat. So how did her being married to W now enable her to get away with something back then? Sorry, no time travel allowed.

[benburch]

41. I think you misunderstood him.

Had she remained a Democrat, would she have been able to be First Lady with a background like that? NOT A CHANCE.

Would a Democrat who had deserted in time of war have gotten a chance? NOPE.

But being a Republican, with nothing but Republican owned media and Democrats unwilling to use a sucker-punch, they skate right on into the White House.

[Silverhair]

43. He said she got away with murder.

The accident was in 1963!!!!!!!!!!! She was a Democrat, or rather her family was. She got away with the accident in 1963!!!!! How did marrying W years later help her get away with something in 1963????

Like I said. Never let any facts get in the way of your hate.

BTW - You may have noticed that NO Democratic office holder or higher party member has touched that issue at all. Trying to use a teenagers tragic auto accident for political gain would backfire badly. In fact the story did come out in W's first governor race, and Ann Richards was afraid that the public would think that she was responsible for the story getting to the papers.

[benburch]

44. You don't touch this directly!

You use push polling and whispering campaigns!

Get with it!

[Silverhair]

45. So how did marrying W later, help her in 1963? NT

[benburch]

46. It didn't.

But that's not the subject.

[Silverhair]

47. Yes, it is the subject.

He said she got away with murder. The accident, (And it was an accident.) was in 1963, so she she got away with it in 1963.

I am guessing that he thought that she was a Rep at the time and used political connections to escape.

The fact is that her parents were Democrats (At the time Texas was solid Democrat.)and they were not politically prominent. It was an accident by a careless 17 year old driver.

If you have had a teenage child, then you have probably been nervous during the years they were learning to drive. My own daughter, now an adult, had an accident when she ran a stop sign. We were lucky and it was just a fender bender, but that was just luck that it was so light. Do you propose crucifying her? She did the same thing Laura did, but was luckier.

Please note that my post concerns only the accident. What she has done later after marrying W is a different matter.

[benburch]

48. She got away with it a second time when her past was allowed to be buried.

Either such things are excused for both Democrats and Republicans when they run for office, or we nail the Republicans to the tree too.

The double standard is the subject, as I see it.

[IronLionZion]

50. aha! proof that Democrats are murderous drug-dealing traitors

thank jesus she cleaned up her evil ways and joined the Republicans! /kidding

yeah, the real asshole here is Bush. no wonder she's on Xanax

[autorank]

52. Urgent to: Xanax isn't enough; Abilify required!

[Done]

54. Wealthy, well connected people tend to get away with things

even if they are democrats, but the vast majority are re pukes. Perhaps favoritism for Laura's family helped move them to the re pukes.

[benburch]

59. But would anybody still a Democrat have gotten to be First Lady...

with a history like hers?

[Done]

60. I doubt it.

If mr and mrs shrub were democrats, there is a great deal about their past (and present) that would be issues.

[lonestarnot]

32. I think you should post this as many still don't know pickles got away

with murder....

[GainesT1958]

5. Laura disgusts me...

Almost as much as that moron to whom she's married!:eyes:

B-)

[kittenpants]

6. nice ass, gaines!

[sickinohio]

63. I hate all that lipstick she wears - it gets all over her teeth

and she doesn't bother to clean it off!!

[Randi_Listener]

7. Laura has been huffing paint fumes and Fuckface's ass for years now.

The fucking evidence is all over her ugly ass grill.

[SammyWinstonJack]

35. That's a very unflattering photo of DUHbya

:evilgrin:

[Randi_Listener]

53. Drunk and caught on the goddamn camera.

He's fucked up on Jim Beam here.

[elshiva]

65. What dance is that?

[osiristz]

8. birds of a feather

Georgie was a Coke-head -probably still is. So why would it surprise you?

[UTUSN]

9. She's Palsy with Kinky FRIEDMAN, (TX Jew-Boys), Next Gov of TX n/t

[madrchsod]

14. yup- her favorite band..

[Bush_Blows]

10. Wow!

I had not idea.

If they let me vote for "Greatest" I'd do it with this one.

[Conservativesux]

11. Didn't Jeb's daughter get busted for buying Xanax w/o a script?

Drug use must run in the family.

Just look at *'s boose swilling daughters who should be in Iraq right now.

[benburch]

12. Yes!

She forged a scrip.

[AuntiBush]

17. She looked Higher then All on Innaugaration Day.

I read that in Kitty's book at a local bookstore. "Dime bagin' it up," sweet Pickles, and the Oaf is a ole snort-hound.

Nice. Real nice. Hope Rove can stay sober.

:puke: to them all!

[Chelsea Patriot]

30. True, The Killer Bitch in her Winter White was Higher then a Kite

[burythehatchet]

15. its the emotional retarded environment that gives rise to escapism

[benburch]

28. Or is it when you suddenly realize that Dad is a Nazi? nt

[madrchsod]

13. she was interviewed by the afternoon

guy on wgn..she sounded pretty credible and really didn`t dis bush as much as i thought she would. "dime bag laura" scoring some mexican shit for her friends, pretty dam funny....

[benburch]

16. Get the book at the library...

(Or click on the image I posted if you want to buy a copy.)

Worth reading.

Very juicy.

And you should also read why Georgie Boy used to be called "Lips"!

[Clark2008]

20. OK - so why was he called that.

I just got laid off and can't afford to buy this book.

Do tell, for us broke people.

[benburch]

21. His college chums called him that...

Because he was so adept at giving blowjobs.

[DWolper]

23. You haven't read the book

There's enough juicy tidbits about the SOB without lying. Page 256 says he was known as "The Lip" because he wasn't afraid of mouthing off to authority. Who told you this about blow jobs? That is nowhere in Ms. Kelley's book. This is a big problem with the Internet as so much is just plain bullshit. There is enough TRUTH to convict this guy for a lot of things without stupid crap like this which has no basis in truth whatsoever.

[benburch]

27. I read it six months ago.

Now I need to re-read it, because I remember that bit some somewhere, and I thought it was in the book. But the account you give sounds familiar too. :shrug:

[BrklynLiberal]

18. I always figured they ended up together because no one else would take

either one of them.. She was a drug dealer who killed her high school boyfriend and he was an idiot playboy drug user.

[BronxBoy]

29. Can you explain a liuttle?

This is the second post that alludes to her having killed someone. What's the story?

[Stephanie]

33. When she was in high school she had a car accident on a country road

that killed the other driver. You can google for more info. It's out there.

[benburch]

36. And, just by "coincidence"...

the guy she killed was an ex-boyfriend she was NOT happy with.

[Chelsea Patriot]

68. Because she thought she was knocked up and he had told her to get lost.

[Silverhair]

69. Take off the tin foil hat.

The accident was at 8PM on Nov 6, 1963 on a country road.

That is nighttime. It is dark at night. Cars use headlights at night. At night you can not tell whose care is approaching. All that can be seen are headlights.

So you are trying to claim that a 17 year old girl is going to be able to know whose car a set of lights belong to, and decide to deliberately ram them???? Ridiculous.

Shit happens. Not everything in the world is a plot. If she had never married W, but had instead marries some obscure person and you happened to hear about it, you would have accepted it as a tragic accident and nothing more. But because years later she married W, you think that from the time she was born the great conspiracy was operating. BullCrap.

Consider this Ashley Smith person. It happens that 4 years ago her husband was murdered by stabbing. Is it a happenstance that now a murderous kidnapper grabs her? Yes.

Face it. Shit happens.

[BronxBoy]

66. Thanks. I will

[BuyingThyme]

22. Well, I was expecting a Pantera thread, but

I wouldn't at all be surprised if George and Laura have something in common.

[CoffeeCat]

24. Can you imagine the amount of drugs...

...you'd have to have in your system--to deal with smirkpants 24/7?

Ugggh.

After the first week of marriage, I'd be a meth-addicted, alcoholic, pill-popping crack whore--to help me deal with the agony.

I'd also become a shopaholic and develop a bad gambling habit--to numb me out even further.

:)

[Swamp Rat]

26. This is apropos:

[raccoon]

34. Can somebody help me here

What's the German woman saying, "this woman is ???"

[xpat]

37. This woman is crazy.

[DARE to HOPE]

39. "crazy!"

[benburch]

42. Crazier than a sprayed roach. nt

[Swamp Rat]

56. LOL! n/t

[Swamp Rat]

55. "crazy" n/t

[Randi_Listener]

57. Crazy AND a stupid motherfucker.

Who would marry a fucking woman like that?

[Swamp Rat]

58. WOMAN?!?

[roguevalley]

49. Someone said when Barbara Bush asked her what she did, she

actually said, "I read, I smoke, I admire."

Total git, this one.

[benburch]

51. Amazing, isn't it?

And they dare ding Hillary because she was ambitious!

[enid602]

64. I think we're all being to harsh on Laura 'prom date killer' Bush.

After all, it must not be easy being married to the Anti-Christ. And having the Munsters as inlaws!!!!!!!!!!

[Snivi Yllom]

67. and people wonder why soi many are turned off by politics

When there is so much personal garbage thrown at the politicians and their families.

This is not a thread to be proud of.

[VelvetMonkeyWrench]

70. We're a tabloid nation...

...its sad but true.

The splashy headline gets the worm, or something like that... ;->

[Rann]

71. Photo's

I have not seen them are they any good?