FUCK, is James Guckert EVER a stupid fucking fuckhead.

[tuvor]

From James "call-me-Jeff-because-James -is-too-hard-to-pronounce" Guckert at http://www.jeffgannon.com:

"Liberals say they support our troops but not the war, but nonetheless they will stage an anti-war rally."

Because we don't fucking support the fucking WAR, fucking idiot.

(BTW, Guckert, "but nonetheless" is a redundancy error a real journalist wouldn't make.)

ON EDIT: See posts #8 and #15. To be fair, I wasn't completely accurate. Still...

[librechik]

1. now we know why he plagiarized so much

his talent is not writing

[Pirate Smile]

2. LOL

Well, we can see logic isn't an easy thing for him so I can truly understand why he is a Bush supporter.

[Nitrogenica]

3. What a t____!

[BlueEyedSon]

4. Maybe liberals should stage an anti-fake-military-prostitutes-in-the-

white-house-press-corps rally instead?

[ohio_liberal]

5. He's an asshat

We knew this :)

[Contrary1]

6. A couple days ago...

he was asking for a presidential pardon for Terri Schiavo.
Must be hard for him these days...not getting compensated
for being a WH whore and all.

As far as his journalistic ability goes, he got what he paid for.
And $50. doesn't buy much.

[BuyingThyme]

10. Was he serious about the Terri Schiavo thing?

Or was he making a sick Thanksgiving joke?

[Contrary1]

17. Here's what he wrote:

March 11, 2005

"Terri Schiavo, a brain-damaged woman in Florida is due to be starved to death now that a judge will allow her husband to remove the feeding tube that has been keeping her alive. The President's brother, Gov. Jeb Bush has been trying to prevent this from happening. The President has the absolute power to grant pardons. Will he intervene to save Terri Schiavo from what is essentially a death sentence?"


And may I add: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[BuyingThyme]

21. Well, that clears things up.

Not.

[Feron]

27. What a dumbass LMAO

That site is laughable. If Gannon/Guckert/Whatever-He-Calls-Himself-Next had a brain then he would be ashamed. I wonder if he realizes that his site looks like a Landover Baptistesque parody. :D

[ohio_liberal]

13. LMAO

presidential pardon :D

[Stirk]

7. Jeff Gannon claims to be a Republican, and yet he votes for Republicans.

Give it up, James.

[rukkyg]

8. Full quote

"Liberals say they support our troops but not the war, but nonetheless they will stage an anti-war rally outside Ft. Bragg on the second anniversary of the liberation of Iraq. I have no doubt the protesters will get lots of media coverage - but that is a good thing - Americans should see exactly who these people are and what they represent."

I think he's saying that because they're rallying outside the fort, it's more toward the troops than the war. I don't agree, but the actual quote doesn't make him look completely retarded.

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[tuvor]

15. What can I say? I got stuck at "anti-war rally".

And I didn't read too much into the date of the protest. Sorry if I took things out of context; it wasn't intentional.

"Lost of media coverage," huh? Just like two years ago?

(I *must* be living under a rock. I didn't know Iraq had been liberated. :eyes:)

[Contrary1]

22. Check out the link he provided...

These are military families! The idiot must not have even read it.

Soldiers' families to hold anti-war rally at Ft. Bragg

"Military families and veterans are helping organize a major anti-war rally outside Fort Bragg in North Carolina that could draw several thousand people Saturday, the second anniversary of the Iraq war.

Groups such as Iraq Veterans Against The War and Gold Star Families for Peace, whose members have lost relatives in Iraq, will play a prominent role.

"We figured if we formed and used our grief in a positive way that could be very powerful," says Cindy Sheehan, a member of Gold Star Families For Peace from Vacaville, Calif., near San Francisco.

Sheehan says U.S. soldiers in Iraq need to come home, but she knows her son will not be among them. Casey Sheehan, a 24-year-old Army specialist, was killed in April during an ambush in the Sadr City section of Baghdad...."

more: http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-03-17-bragg--rally_x.htm

[tuvor]

37. He must've skipped over the headline.

Yup, mind like a steel trap, this 2-day journalist has. :eyes:

[ultraist]

16. but, but, but...

:eyes:

[BuyingThyme]

9. Funny as hell. You can't make something like that up.

Did you?

GANNON: They say they like chocolate, but nonetheless they will eat chocolate.

[Blue-Jay]

12. Wow! Guckert just changed my mind about attending tomorrow!

Logic that irrefutable has made me want to stay at home on the couch and not let people know what I think of this fucking war.

Thanks, Mister Whore! Now I can stay home and watch FOX NEWS!

WhoooooooHoooooooo!

[Up2Late]

20. LOL...Oh My God, I Love that photo

quite unexpected when scrolling down.



Funny post too.

[Clark2008]

25. I'm glad you brought that up. I keep seeing this picture, but I'm

missing the nuance.

Yes. It's a BIG squirrel, with shiny fur. But what does it mean? I'm missing something here.

[Blue-Jay]

26. No nuance.

It's either funny or it's not. It's OK for people to have differing senses of humor.

[FreedomAngel82]

28. I think I get the squirrel

I'm not very good with jokes but I think I got this. That's supposed to be Cheney right? And Bush is supposed to be the nut in the White House, right? So Bush is the nut that Cheney will eat for breakfast? I think it's funnier in my head (if I have the right idea of course).

[Blue-Jay]

30. Wow.

You might be overthinking it. Plus, it's Ariel Sharon. None of that has to do with anything. I just thought it was a funny P-Shop and added it to my sig.

It makes me laugh. That's all. No higher meaning than that.

[AtTheEndOfTheDay]

31. Makes me laugh too.

Thanks. I needed that.

[ghostsofgiants]

32. I always assumed it was just absurdist humour.

Makes me laugh as well.

[asthmaticeog]

33. It HAS to mean SOMETHING, Jay.

I think of it as the squirrel's scavenger nature, the way they hoard nuts and bury them only to be unable to locate them in the spring representing Bush's inability to find oil in Texas. Of course Bush is perplexed by this parallel that's as plain as the nose on his face: the squirrel mocks his business failures, but he can't countenance the fact that he can fail.

So? Am I right? Huh? Huh? Tell me!

[Carolab]

14. Gannon claims to be against homosexuality but nonetheless is anti-gays.

I think I'm getting it.

[ultraist]

19. "So feared by the Left, they had to take me down." O.M.G.

Today's Briefing Question

While I am on hiatus from the White House briefing room, I'm going to post the question I would have asked had I been there. It will be interesting to see if anyone else asks it.

On hiatus? Doesn't he realize he is NOT going back to the WH? LMAO!

[BuyingThyme]

24. No, no. He's right.

Talon News is just reevaluating "operations in order to provide the highest quality, most professional product possible."

[FreedomAngel82]

29. LOL

Obviously not. He's so stupid! Oh gosh. :silly:

[Harlequin]

18. thash hilariush .

[Anakin Skywalker]

23. "but nonetheless"

Thanks for catching that and pointing it out.

*uckert is a sh*thead. This @$$clown should be an embarassment to anybody with any decency but when you confront Rethugs about him they all just say it's only something that the DU folks overblown. CONservatives can never see anything wrong when the shameful ones are on their side (see Rush, Gingrich, Billy Bennett, etc.)

[Goldmund]

34. LMAO

Look at the poll I put up on Jeffgannon.org.

[tuvor]

36. That's great! n/t

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