Mrs Blair's dodgy masseuse: Whitehall security confiscates pass

[emad]

If Tony and Cherie are looking a bit down in the dumps at the moment, forget Al Qaeda, war against terror, Iraq/mythical WMDs and that uncomfortable business of a public enquiry into Dr Kelly's self-predicted demise 'among the bushes'....
Reports in the UK press state that their wholesome chum Carole Caplin, Mrs Blair's massage artist, haute couture consultant and lifestyle guru was busted last April by a government security sweep which confiscated her Downing Street swipe card, depriving her of the sort of security clearance normally given to bona fide VIPs and positively-vetted government personnel. Initial reports suggest that Ms Caplin's considered advice to Tony to wear a purple coloured suit to dinner with Chancellor Schroeder was the final straw precipitating in her being stripped of easy access to No 10.
A few weeks later, the Blairs' mentor and former employer Lord Derry Irvine, the Lord Chancellor, was eased out of office and had his prospective tenure of a top freebie job at Cambridge University blocked.
Conspiracy theorists need not start salivating yet - a simple DNA test for Caplin and Irvine would speak greater volumes than any deep analysis of their political leanings.

[muriel_volestrangler]

1. Give up the DNA bollocks

If you have something to say, say it straight out, instead of spouting meaningless insinuations about DNA. What would a DNA test prove? Say something. And tell us what the implied connection between Irvine and Caplin is.

[emad]

2. Everyone knows what a DNA test proves,

it clears up 'meaningless insinuations' in a scientific manner. As to the rest, I refer you to my previous posts on evidence before the UK High Court regarding a class action brought about by former creditors of the bankrupt BCCI.
Your touchiness about Tone, Cherie and little miss goody twoshoes speaks volumes....

[muriel_volestrangler]

3. So give us links to your posts

There's no point in expecting us to remember what one poster out of thousands has said earlier, especially on an apparently unrelated subject.

So:
Were Irvine or Caplin creditors, investors, or what, with BCCI?
Who do you expect them to be related to? Each other?

I wish you'd speak volumes about something. Any fact, or opinion, would be a start.