If there is a hell, this man will be spending eternity roasting on a spit

[BurtWorm]

over one of its lakes of fire:




Here is a man who makes a living bearing false witness in Jesus' name, hallelujah!

The ignormous weighs in on the Schiavo case:

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/03/23/politics/23cong.html?

"Just because there is a judge somewhere in the world who would give an estranged husband like that the time of day tells you how bad the court system is," the Rev. Jerry Falwell said.

[Deep13]

1. No respect for marriage.

They're not divorced are they?

[Langley85]

3. Jerry Falwell is a self-grandizing idiot

and he's about as Christian as Osama bin Laden is Muslim.

[RubyDuby in GA]

2. Humph

"Just because there is a 'media outlet' somewhere in the world who would give an absolute dumbass like that the time of day tells you how bad the media system is," the Righteously Right Rubyduby in GA said.

[rkc3]

5. Well-stated Ruby. You forgot about the dumbasses who give the oaf

all of his money - tells you how bad our education system is.

[smoogatz]

4. Whenever I see a picture of Falwell

the word "douchebag" instantly comes to mind. Why is that?

[BurtWorm]

7. Because you're a generous person with a good heart?

You can't bring yourself to say to yourself what he really makes you think of.

[comsymp]

6. Then why the hell doesn't he go down there, heal her and STFU?

Asshat.

[CoffeeCat]

8. Araghlajdlskjl;gsdkewosl!

Please! Give us some warning if you're gonna post that giganitor, bloated head!

That's a lot to handle, without any warning.

;)

[Batgirl]

9. yep, and if there is a Rapture

Falwell will be sucked triumphantly up into God's heavenly dustbuster then promptly spat back out onto this Earthly realm.

[BurtWorm]

10. Nice!

I love religious art! :thumbsup:

[Batgirl]

15. thanks Burtworm

The more I look at these old masters the more powerful they are to me...

Sandro Botticelli (1445-1510)

[ohio_liberal]

14. God's heavenly dustbuster

Brilliant! :thumbsup:

[CottonBear]

19. ROTFLOL!

...Falwell will be sucked triumphantly up into God's heavenly dustbuster then promptly spat back out onto this Earthly realm.
:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

[oddmanout]

11. Attention

Apparently Jerry wasn't getting enough attention so the fat bastard had to chime his considerable weight on the subject.
I agree, I hope he will be able to smell his skin cooking in hell for all eternity.




:dem:

[flamin lib]

12. Yeah.

Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
Genesis 2:23-25

The bastards are real good at using language. Suddenly Michael is "estranged" after 15 years of standing by Teri. Yeah, he may have a life outside the hospital room, but he's never abandoned her.

[Ganja Ninja]

13. Just because there's a religious group somewhere ....

that will give a scumbag like that the title "reverend" tells you how just how unchristian some churches can be

[bvar22]

16. Hmmmmm ! !

[BurtWorm]

17. They're not the same person?

:wow:

[fishwax]

18. Falwell is a tool

religion is really just a racket to him.