Why aren't the Bush gals in Iraq?

[fortyfeetunder]

This morning, as I listened to the sad tale on NPR of a young soldier from Pottsdam, NY who perished in Iraq this morning, a thought came across my mind -- why are Barbara and Jenna Lush, I mean Bush aren't out there serving their country in Iraq instead of their serving up their sometime sophomoric behaviors?

Why can't they be an example of participate in the SACRIFICE the less fortunate young men and women have been subjected to?

I know the obvious answer, but just had to ask....

[khashka]

1. For the same reason their Daddy wasn't in Vietnam?

[Ilsa]

2. But then it wouldn't be any fun for George.

He would always have to move his little green artillery men and little desert khaki Halliburton men to cover his little pink sacrificial pawns (as in he sacrificed them to run for prez; didn't give a rat's behind if they objected).

[angee_is_mad]

3. Jesse Ventura

He was on Bill Maher's show Friday night and he mentioned the same thing!

[Procopius]

4. Doing what?

Combat or REMF work?

[Dr Fate]

5. Because they are drunk Sorositutes...

...they belong passed out from Hunch-punch on some twin bed in one of the "Brother's" bedrooms at the frat-house..certainly not in combat..

[DIKB]

6. very simple direct answer

Iraq is becoming an Islamic nation (no alcohol). you think God himself could get the Lush twins to go to a dry country ?

[newyawker99]

10. HI DIKB!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[ComerPerro]

7. Don't you understand

They are richer than you, the troops, and most of the people in here. Therefore, they are better than you. Welcome to the new Amerika

[PurityOfEssence]

8. Hard to find likker in them Moozlim countries

They's a thirsty pair.

[ComerPerro]

9. Boy Howdy, you shore said a mouthful

Them there moozlims ain't much of drinkers. Those there girls, though, they's drinkers just like they daddy.