If * got a blowjob from an intern and then lied about it...

[ButterflyBlood]

what would the Freepers say?

[Booberdawg]

It wouldn't count. He's a Republican

[Sushi_lover]

1. They'd say it was God's will

[ComerPerro]

2. No one would know about it

The intern would be dead.

[haymaker]

3. He could fuck a goat on prime time TV

and they would say it never happened.

[GOPEC]

4. Job animation

It wasn't an intern...

http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/shockwave/pinocchio.htm

[Fridays Child]

9. Guh-ross!!!

But funny. :evilgrin:

[leetrisck]

5. He does it to himself all the time

That way no one else knows. Oh except a couple he allows in to watch

[TahitiNut]

20. Only because he can.

... and because he doesn'y quite have that opposable thumb thing down yet. :eyes:

[Cush]

6. Its a private family matter

ANd they would ask everyone to pray

[Bozita]

7. Instead of an intern, how about a volunteer who helps *'s mom?

Oops, that was Neil Bush, not Dumbya.

We all know how this ends, don't we?

[Clete]

8. The same rules don't apply to BFEE silly.

eom

[philosophie_en_rose]

10. She came on to him.

Two ways Freepers respond to Republican infidelity:

1) Blame the women. That frigid bitch wife deserves it and that whore intern took advantage of him.

2) "Only God Judges" He's asked for forgiven from the Almighty, so blah blah blah

:puke:

[Coventina]

13. Exactly!

They'd burn the evil temptress-witch!

[JVS]

11. What would WE say?

[TahitiNut]

21. I, for one, think it might help him.

Lord knows he needs all the help he can get. I doubt, however, he'd even show the mediocre taste in women Clinton showed. :shrug:

[liberalmuse]

12. He's already been repeatedly blown...

by the press corps, and no one's said a damned thing. The perfect scandal would be for shrub to get caught in a compromising position with Orrin Hatch. <I'm sorry for the brief visual that just flashed through your brain> This way we could get rid of two festering boils on the ass of democracy in one blow <pun intended>.

[Clete]

14. Yuck. Thanks for that image at dinner time.

:hurts:

[wuushew]

15. One of these young female (or male) interns may already be a victim

http://www.whitehouse.gov/government/summer03interns.html

[DieboldMustDie]

16. Ya can't get a blow job...

if you don't have a penis :evilgrin:

[disgruntella]

17. Well, Obviously...

The blowjob was in support the liberation of the Iraqi people. The blowjob was instrumental in the War On Terrah. If you do not SUPPORT this blowjob, you must HATE AMERICA and HATE OUR FREEDOMS. You are either WITH this blowjob, or AGAINST this blowjob.

[LightTheMatch]

18. Not possible.

He doesn't even know what one is.

[Mandate My Ass]

19. They'd say it was his just reward

for God's chosen being "hard on himself" and giving up candy for the duration of the war. :eyes:

Also, he wouldn't have to lie about because nobody would dare report it.