"The Paranoia Show" #3 - Flagsucking! Bold. Frank. Revealing.

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further stills from further furtive work in progress:



Rocking Hoarse Rummy sold seperately.

(apologies to HST - please don't kill me, sir.)

[Brucey]

1. Why, you dirty anti-American, America hater, you commie, pinky,

WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING!

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2. round two... take that, kodak!

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3. weird cheney malfunction at the end of the roll

love the blurry "scared dick" snap off the teevee there.

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4. round 3245973905: all in all, a very entertaining roll of film

boy, the animated stuff should look pretty disturbing. but then again, no more disturbing than... say... Wolf Blitzer's weird speech patterns.



thankfully, they don't even need to make a Paul Wolfowitz mask. You can just use a Bela Lugosi mask, maybe put some Devo hair on it.

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5. perhaps distasteful presentation is my problem

I'll try a more heartwearming motif. Here's a warm moment fit for a Hallmark postcard.

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6. worried about what to get that hyperactive brat in your household?

wonder no longer!



$193.95, lulls your toddler into uneasy dreams with a cheap speaker that squawks "unhelpful!" and "my goodness!" relentlessly.

major credit cards unaccepted but admired from afar. Please do not attempt to start wars on two fronts while seated on Rocking Hoarse Rummy.

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7. sure, some say it looks upsetting

but really, is it any creepier than that Georgie Flightsuit doll?

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10. I admit, I'm surprised at the lack of patriotism here

I thought for sure every child in america would want one of these.

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8. and a kick to go "hmmmm" over.

HMMMMMMMMMM.

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9. further Disney moments

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11. oh, what's that? Another uncalled-for addition...