Rush and Daryn to get engaged. . .

[wndycty]

Atlanta: CNN anchor Daryn Kagan and Rush Limbaugh, who have been major dating — like she flies to him in Florida on his jet for what might be construed as semi-conjugal visits — heating up. They're betrothing. Getting engaged . . .
-snip-

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/cindy.htm

[barbaraann]

1. Are they practicing abstinence?

Does she stay overnight at his mansion?

[edbermac]

12. Of course Rush will wait until the honeymoon to sleep with her!!

He swore to me personally that he would....

[tanyev]

24. Did you hear Al Franken's freeper friend

say the other day that waiting until marriage was only the first time around? If you've already been married, then it doesn't matter?

I thought the whole point was the sanctity and respect of marriage, not something mystical and magical about being a virgin. More hypocrisy.

[FreedomAngel82]

28. LOL

How fucked up. So what if the woman hasn't been married before? Does it not count for her? What if she chooses to wait until marriage? I thought that too tanyev.

[warrens]

39. Does anyone seriously think Pigboy has straight sex?

I doubt he even has gay sex anymore. When you take 20 Oxy's a day, you are not going to ever be sexually functional again. He needs a beard, he's got $20 million to buy her off. End of story.

[Warren DeMontague]

44. The point is to hector people with "do as I say...

...not as I do"

[stanwyck]

2. another reason

to stop watching CNN.

[Boo Boo]

3. Gaaaaaaaaak!

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[liberal N proud]

4. semi-conjugal visits?

What the hell is that?

Rush can't have conical acts?

[edbermac]

5. Will Clarence 'Slappy' Thomas perform the service again?

Like he did for Rush and Miss Piggy #3?

:patriot:

[DancingBear]

37. What a nickname!

From "Slappy" White to "Slappy" Thomas.

Beautiful!!!!


:thumbsup:

[Call me Deacon Blues]

6. I'm flashing that scene

in "The Spy Who Shagged Me" where Fat Bastard is in bed with Heather Graham.

Ugh!

[xultar]

7. :puke:

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[liberalhistorian]

18. Yep, that about

sums it up right there! As a woman, I'd be just a tad hesitant to consider marrying someone with his track record and drug addiction. Then again, people have the right to marry whoever they want (or at least they should, in the case of gays). I hope she doesn't expect too much sympathy, though, when things blow up and fall apart, which I'm sure they will.

[AlCzervik]

8. Hope she uses birth control!

[liberalhistorian]

19. Speaking of which, doesn't

anyone else find it strange that none of the marriages of "Mr. Family Values" has produced any bambinos? Just sayin'. :evilgrin:

[AlCzervik]

21. Why you Soros funded lefty smear merchant!

are you suggesting that the future ex Mrs. Rump Leakage may in fact be a beard?
:evilgrin:

[Bigmack]

9. Semi-conjugal visits...

are only semi because Rush couldn't get it up with a crane, what with all those drugs pumping around his veins.

[lancdem]

10. This is super gross

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. It'll be fun to watch them Smack-out together

at least with Kagan we can visually track her descent into junkiedom. Whereas all we have are the insane Kabila-eqsue hate-rants of Limbaugh to clue us in to his chemical state.

[Missy Vixen]

13. Uh, will Daryn be visiting Rush in prison?

Gosh, what an interesting moment for Rush Limbaugh to announce his "engagement". Wasn't it last week that his appeal to keep his medical records out of the prosecutor's hands failed?

In the meantime, Ms. Kagan, in my humble opinion, doesn't seem to be quick on the uptake. IMHO, but marrying someone so concerned with his "image" that he had his 22 page property settlement from his LAST divorce sealed isn't a very smart idea.

Maybe she thinks he'll give her the NEXT house.

Julie

[FreedomAngel82]

29. Really

Has she announced it too or just Limbaugh? Maybe I'm just being a lil paranoid but it is intresting timing to say the least.

[Jade Fox]

14. Serial marriage addict Rush......

There needs to be a "three strikes and you're out" marriage law enacted
for family values proponants like him.

[Canuckistanian]

15. Wow, that pre-nup must have several volumes

Probably including licensing, trademark and nondisclosure clauses.

[demnan]

16. Anyone want to place bets

on how long it will be before the divorce?

[tabasco]

23. It's probably in the pre-nupts !

Kagan probably has a minimum number of years to serve before payday.

[wicket]

17. oh GROSS

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[lavenderdiva]

20. how many times does this make down the aisle for Rush?

I'm thinking its several. How do the fundies feel about semi-conjugal visits. I thought you were supposed to abstain before marriage? My head is swirling.

[gauguin57]

22. What a pair of jokes these two are!

Mr. and Mrs. Ridiculous. Mr. and Mrs. No One Should Listen To Them.

[underpants]

25. Fast forward 2008 Kagan files for divorce from Limbaugh

AP-Just three weeks after their third anniversary CNN personality Kagan has filed for divorce........

Rush's last wife filed three weeks after their third anniversary and she had fulfilled her pre-nup obligations.

[whistle]

26. That's funny, no photos of the happy couple

[Jack The Tab]

27. Poor Rush, so hard to maintain a sexual relationship with a woman...

He must be going through some tough times, with a joyless, sexless relationship with a woman who is only looking to advance her career.

How many women is this now who have tried to make a relationship with this "Heterosexual" man, but simply couldn't?

But preach on Rush, about the evils of gay marriage and how it belittles the sanctity of your 4 marriages.

[cookiebird]

35. The homosexual

agenda made him divorce all those wives.

[Proud2BAmurkin]

30. Rush and the femi-nazi sittin in a tree

Repuke idols are always laughing at their goober fans and voters while they live like rich liberals.

[ohio_liberal]

31. Ew. Ew. Ew.

Why? Tell me why? What could she possibly see in him? Ew. And just think of the two of them having nookie. :puke:

[Huckebein the Raven]

43. Just picture a walrus mounting a sea otter

and there you go. Actually don't picture that, you might go blind...

:scared:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

45. Will the honeymoon be televised on Animal Planet?

And will the wedding cake be made of OxyContin?


Just gotta know!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[goodboy]

32. At least they'll be able to have conjugal visits when he's in jail...(nt)

[Bluebear]

33. Now THAT calls for a Runaway Bride!

[MissMarple]

34. Well, isn't that just so special.

And special in this particular case is pronounced "spayshul".

CNN should be embarrassed.

[Cha]

36. She must be one hard up

piece of work.

And how cozy..oxyrush the big hate radio monger and a talking vermin on cnn in bed together.

I hope she has to have conjugal visits in prison or not ..as long as rush goes to jail where he belongs.

[wndycty]

38. Kick

:kick:

[UTUSN]

40. She's Seen Him Nekkid-----and She--------Liiiiiikkkkkes It

She needs to do a disclaimer on her news-READING job.

[Elwood P Dowd]

41. Marrying Rush is a smart business deal for some women.

They never have sex with him.

He pays them millions of dollars.

He is three sheets to the wind or gone much of the time.

It makes them instantly famous.

It gives them exposure to other rich and powerful men, some of whom might actually be attractive, smart, and own a properly functioning penis.

[walldude]

42. Oh god, I hope they don't pro-create... n/t

[Hippo_Tron]

46. I hope she divorces him, gets half of his money then donates to Democrats

That would just be hillarious.

[Liberal_Dog]

47. I Give It 2-3 Years

If they actually go through with it, of course.