Anti Abortionist bestiality. Is this for real?

[greenman3610]

Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing
http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php#more


Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."
"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"
NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."
AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"
AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

[lenidog]

1. Yeah, I am sure on national TV the guy admitted tp screwing a mule

PLEASE!!

[xray s]

8. Not TV, this was on the radio.

Looks like a legit transcript.

[lenidog]

16. OK radio

just because it looks legit doesn't mean it is. Especially since its on the net.

[xray s]

21. It's on Colmes' website!

Guess its for real!

[lenidog]

26. Its it now mid telling me where its hiding because I was just there

and on the Hannity and Colmes website. Intrestingly when you type Neal Horsley into the search engine there the only link about his mule sex seems to be at this Newshounds web site.

[xray s]

27. Its right here

Go to the clip that is titled "a roll in the hay"

http://www.foxnews.com/alancolmesradio

[xray s]

2. First Laura joking about W jacking off a horse and now this...

As Sherlock Holmes would say, the game is afoot!

[Montauk6]

30. And it sounds like these bums are playing footsies with the game!

[xray s]

33. actually it sounds like they skip the foreplay

:evilgrin:

[Montauk6]

35. And just play on all fours?

[not systems]

3. Maybe the Box Turtle guy was speaking from experiance...

bizarre.

[Wickerman]

4. oh, those whacky RWers and their youthful indescretions!

:scared:
I was never attracted to animals, don't know what his problem is, but he might want to look up reaction formation in any psych text book so he can get a handle on why he is so seriously into other peoples' sex lives.

[Montauk6]

31. I didn't even get turned on by Fritz the Cat!!!

[Wickerman]

39. Yeah, but I got to tell ya, Jessica Rabbit

:blush:

[Montauk6]

40. Rabbit, only by marriage, hubba hubba!

[jeff30997]

5. "If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates..."

Does a turtle with Parkinson counts ?

[Montauk6]

32. "God'll get ya for that, Walter!"

[DanCa]

6. Omg

We lost to a bunch of patholigical nut job Fristians.
How do these people know how to dress themseleves let alone read a votting ballot.

[The Doctor.]

9. That's why they created e-lectronic machines with pictures...

Just to make sure.

[The Doctor.]

7. This is a joke right?

"Please, Oh Lord... let these hypocritical, self-righteous aberrations devolve without their intrusion into civilization.

Amen."

[Deja Q]

36. Of course it's a joke. The dude's name is HORSELY!

Or is it HORSLEY?

Naah. Gotta be Horsely. :D

[Ilsa]

10. This guy confesses to not being able to control his urges with animals,

yet I bet he expects teenage boys and girls on a date because they already like each other to be able to control their urges?

Another take: this rightwinger is trying to normalize bestiality? I guess he's paving the way for Bush to get caught doing some goats in the moonlight on the Truman Balcony.

[aeolian]

11. I may have been "naive"...

but somehow, deep down, I knew a human female would be preferable...

..to a fucking mule. :wtf:

[Zenlitened]

12. It's referenced on Colmes' website...

... but I can't get the audio to play. Anyone want to give it a try?

http://www.foxnews.com/alancolmesradio/

Scroll down to:

"A Roll in the Hay? Anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley makes a stunning admission about his experiences on a farm! "

[xray s]

22. Yep. The transcript is accurate

wow

[Montauk6]

34. It works, you gotta keep clicking the Play button (Windows Media)

The hick sounds like a Phil Hendrie character, I swear!

[iconoclastic cat]

13. Don't those things pack a wicked back-kick? I bet he was the bottom.

You know, for safety.

[Ilsa]

14. Comments from the thread on that site:

What's the problem Kim?
When you said in college that you met a "stud", you weren't referring to a stallion?

Although I suppose a strict constructionalist could include mule dating in the persuit of happiness.

Hey, I may have grown up on a farm, but my animals definitely weren't my girlfriends! (Or boyfriends, for that matter!)

I don't know what this guy's excuse is, but growing up on a farm definitely isn't it!!!

Ah, Mr. Horsly...even his name adds to the beastiality humor!


One stomp means yes, two stomps means no...

And three stomps means, "You'll have to give me oats to get what you want..."
oh my god, the giggling won't stop.

[salvorhardin]

15. From what I understand

It's a lot more common than you would think.

Check this out: http://www.nerve.com/Opinions/Singer/heavyPetting/main.asp

How much of this is fantasy, the King Kong-ish archetypes of an earlier age? In the 1940s, Kinsey asked twenty thousand Americans about their sexual behavior, and found that 8 percent of males and 3.5 percent of females stated that they had, at some time, had a sexual encounter with an animal. Among men living in rural areas, the figure shot up to 50 percent. Dekkers suggests that for young male farm hands, animals provided an outlet for sexual desires that could not be satisfied when girls were less willing to have sex before marriage. Based on twentieth-century court records in Austria where bestiality was regularly prosecuted, rural men are most likely to have vaginal intercourse with cows and calves, less frequently with mares, foals and goats and only rarely with sheep or pigs. They may also take advantage of the sucking reflex of calves to get them to do a blowjob.

Women having sex with bulls or rams, on the other hand, seems to be more a matter of myth than reality. For three-quarters of the women who told Kinsey that they had had sexual contact with an animal, the animal involved was a dog, and actual sexual intercourse was rare. More commonly the woman limited themselves to touching and masturbating the animal, or having their genitals licked by it.

[walldude]

17. The guy claimed that if you grew

up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend was a mule. When Colmes questioned him on it Horsley told Colmes that he had no idea of the reality of growing up on a farm in Georgia. So the answer to your question is Yes it's true, he did say it, and he seemed proud of it...

[Flammable Materials]

18. Further proof that there is no God.

If there was a God, I'd guess he wouldn't be able to stomach the sick, depraved shit these right-wingers do when they think nobody is looking.

I used to think that the woman who wrote "Trance Formation" was just suffering from schizophrenia. I'm starting to believe her now.

[ET Awful]

19. Didn't you know? Homosexuality bad . . . mule sex

[RedstDem]

20. Hole-ly Cow

Pun Intended :)
UnbeFuckingly Unbelievable....

[Montauk6]

23. Send this to Larry Elder.

[bvar22]

24. AHAAA! THAT explains Zell Miller!!!

One MULE kick for the sellout zealot Georgia!!!
:kick:
Oh Zell, thats just gotta HURT!!!

:rofl:

[wakeme2008]

25. Mule ah ah ah (control your fingers got to be good)

[Montauk6]

28. Hey, it's not so odd...

Ben Kinchlow, Pat Rubberhead's sidekick on the 700 Club, admitted in a probably out-of-print memoir that he used to be into everything incl. THAT.

Is Alan "Swiper No Swiping!" Colmes this probing, pardon the expression, with all his consoviet guests? The radio show, I mean? If so, I guess I'm gonna have to check him out.

[Rex]

29. He must ave got is mule preggers

This mouth-breeding repuke has the same number of chromosomes as a mule. I bet 99% of repuke DNA is identical to a jackass. I wonder if it was consenting sex between Horsley...there is a joke in his name alone...and his donkey. Would Rick "I fuck dead people" Sanatorium approve of his fellow insane religofreaks fucking farm animals?

What did they name the kid? Where does he keep it hidden?

[OnionPatch]

37. Well this would explain a little to me

about why they're always worried that if we have gay marriage, people will end up wanting to marry their dogs/mules/sheep.....

Deep, down inside, they're all moldy to the core and they think everyone else is too.

[NinetySix]

38. Reminds me of a joke....

A farmer arrives at the sty bright and early, only to find a young man, er, "occupied" with one of his pigs.

"What the hell are you doing there?" he roars.

"I'm making love to one of your pigs; what does it look like," the young man replies defensively.

"Get your damn hands off my boar!" he bellows.

"BOAR?!?" the young man screams, "this is a SOW!! Whaddya think I am, some kind of PERVERT?!?"

[Blue Diadem]

41. That's disgusting, but not surprising..

I believe there are many who now spout what other people should do largely because they did that kind of stuff themselves.

Sick sick sick..

[Lars39]

42. Article on Horsley from the Southern Poverty Law Center:

http://tinyurl.com/8645h

[Montauk6]

43. You know it just occurred to me...

If this lunatic is correct, then we need to something PRONTO!

I think there should be an comprehensive Family/Marriage Defense Act put through immediately that would rescind and further prohibit all marriages among farmers. Why, if they're simply stepping out to the barn to get busy with Bossy, think of how this impacts the sanctity of matrimony! After all, God made Adam & Eve not Clem & Snowball! If they want to shack up with their donkeys and chickens, FINE, but they shouldn't be allowed to marry. Next, these rural folks will want to start recruiting. We MUST stand firm and erect on this!

(Actually, did anyone already pick up on the joke possibilities of a GOP'er shagging a donkey? I guess elephants are too noisy, oh well...)

[wryter2000]

44. Jesus on a trailer hitch!

They weren't kidding about the box turtles!