I have a few questions regarding Osama's head.

[Renew Deal]

1. Who cuts the head off? Our soldiers? The CIA? Bush?
2. Is he decapitated before he is killed or after?
3. What happens to the head after it is shown to Bush? Can it be sent to the Smithsonian or is the Army war college more appropriate?
4. Should the head be shipped with the pike inserted or is the pike inserted after it gets to the US?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. The pretzeldent mounts it and hangs it on the wall

like a moose head. It would be a major trophy, so I s'pose he'd hang it up right next to Saddam's pistol. Or else he could keep it on his desk in a big jar of formaldehyde.

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2. Didn't he have to return the gun?

[Beelzebud]

3. You mean skull? I'm sure Bush would eat the soft tissue. :P

[Pithy Cherub]

4. Are these the Transylvanian Rules of War circa 1300's?

Forgot modern warfare as practiced by * did call for 'shock & awe'. :crazy:

[blogbear]

5. I wouldn't be surprized or 'shocked and awed' if the head were to be

shrunk and came out looking like chimperor..

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Shrub is totally regressing,

apparently having decided that his new role model should be Vlad the Impaler.

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7. Vlad

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Anybody out there with PhotoShop skills?

Just too good to pass up....