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Everything from Los Alamos to your Aunt Mae's Social Security checks is being placed under corporate control and the proceeds and assets of the takeovers are about to be outsourced to the Bahamas Pakistan and other unidentified locations.
Your personal identity is about to be entered into a national registry that contains your Social Security number, your photo, your thumbprint, a sample of your DNA, your class rank at high school and college graduation, links to your college roommates' registration pages, a list of all addresses at which you have resided since your 21st birthday, your professional resume, a listing of all credit cards you own or have ever owned and all purchases you charged since 1984, a report on your sexual partners, preferences, and favorite jokes, beginning with the guy that helped you with your homework in the seventh grade, links to transcripts of your telephone calls, with asterisks by all political comments you have made in the past ten years, a compilation of the names of clubs, churches and other organizations you belong or have belonged to, links to the registration records of your closest friends and your worst enemies, identified and listed in their proper categories, a photo of the kite your mother lost for you when you were seven accompanied by a photo of you crying about the lost kite, your medical records since birth including lists of medications you have taken over the course of your life and, finally, what purports to be an objective evaluation of your sex appeal or lack thereof, which will, by law, be updated every five years.
Welcome to four more years of Bush. Don't think he isn't doing anything.
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