Caption this Condi pic...

[sabra]

[Roland99]

1. "I wonder what my husband...er...President thinks of me now"

[sabra]

2. "Wow, we really #$%* this one up"

[johnaries]

3. Does this make me look fat?

No, just hypocritical and evil.

[yellowcanine]

4. "I hope this isn't one of Rummy's defective vests."

[mhr]

5. I'm Tough Bitch, Look At Me, I'm A Tough Bitch Now!

Rumsfeld better watch out!

[Ganja Ninja]

6. "Both Condi and Pickles have more time in the combat zone ...

than little George."

[Ravy]

7. "You sure this body armor is the GOOD stuff, right, not that crap...

... we have been giving the regular soldiers."

[oasis]

8. "This Halliburton menu has me constipated"

[sabra]

9. LOL!

[Spazito]

10. This is a flower-repelling vest, honest!

You never know when those flowers might start flying!

[im10ashus]

11. "If I stare hard enough,...

...I will look like I know what I am doing."

[Deep13]

12. These earrings don't match my flak-jacket.

[The Witch]

13. "Maybe if we don't look up, they won't see us."

Alt:
"Maybe I shouldn't have brought my elephant gun on this safari."
Alt:
"If this guy breathes on me one more time, I'm gonna sock him."

[BringEmOn]

14. I like these Nazi-style bucket helmets.

[BiggJawn]

15. "Now remember, Ms. Secretary, you DON'T eat with your LEFT hand here!"

"At least not in front of the Locals..."

[In Truth We Trust]

16. "I bet Georgie will like this one too. I'll just get my strap-on and make

him put on his dress-up uniform too. He'll be the bottom of course and maybe we can get Gannon/Guckert to play too. Georgie so likes it when he can service that other make believe macho military man."

[devilgrrl]

17. "Does this uniform make my lies more truthful?"

:sarcasm:

[bumblebee1]

18. Damn,

I wonder how those black spiked heel boots will go with this outfit? Probably not as good as with the dominatrix outfit I wore earlier this year.

[Deep13]

19. Related news: wheat and barley visit Yemen.