Hot off the presses!!!! PBS new broadcast schedule

[CatWoman]

5pm A Very Special Bert and Ernie Special
Sesame Street becomes Rapture Road after Pastor Bob and Freedomland Development Corp. run all of the brown people out of the neighborhood. Homeless, penniless, and desperate, Bert and Ernie accept the Lord Jesus into their lives and begin reparative therapy.

6pm The Newshour with Jeff Gannon
In depth reports on why Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid hates puppies, Hillary's trail of bloody corpses, and the proper amount to tip military escorts.

7pm Nova, "Fun in the sun at the beaches of Prudoe Bay"
How Exxon Mobile is turning Alaska into a tropical paradise.

8pm Nature with Neal Horsley
Part 17 of Mr. Horsley's comprehensive look at mules.

9pm Jim Crow: A Documentary by Bob Jones III
Bob Jones University President, Bob Jones III, uses photographs, film, and audio recordings in an ode to traditional Heartland values.

11pm UBC World News
Fair and balanced world news from the Uzbek Broadcasting Corporation.

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[DancingBear]

1. What??? No "Three's NOT Company" starring John Bolton?

They'll get no money from me.

Bastards.

[rkc3]

2. They left out the 6 part documentary on how to ass-rape your

wife while she sleeps. W. David Hager's commentary sets the show apart from the liberal trash by that fat guy in bad clothes.

[underpants]

3. 11:30 Late Night with Dennis Miller

The hip articulate comedian dispenses his LIBERTARIAN take on the world and the days news to an audience bused in from a methadone clinic.

[NYYFan]

4. Oh my

The RR's dream schedule.

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