Send Recruiters To Young Republican Meetings

[KingOfLostSouls]

ok, I'm gonna put this out there as a sneaky dirty trick. Recently, I've been pretty damn sick with a sinus infection so I've been at home a lot and playing on myspace and noticed a SHITLOAD of kids who are all pro repub, got into some flame wars with them, etc. I think I've decided a dirty trick

we need to start sending military recruiters to young republican meetings

sure its a dirty trick but you know, after getting into it with people on there and republicans at work and shit, I think its high time they put up or shut up

just call a recruiter, tell them you have a group whos interested in enlisting, and giving them the time and date of the next young republicans meeting.

they wanna support the empire, its time they stopped having "other priorities."

[Wickerman]

1. Problem being, recruiters are a pretty shifty lot

they know their way around. I am confident they have already figured out that the return isn't worth putting up with the stench. Those folks are served by God - people fight wars for them, they don't fight for others, be it God OR Country.

[KingOfLostSouls]

2. It'd still be funny

imagine the look of surprise in the eyes of the college republican group who hired the ultimate warrior to speak for them

"hi kids, I heard you guys were interested in the infantry?"

like deer caught in the headlights

[Zookeeper]

3. An LTTE writer suggested in the Star Tribune...

that Young Republicans volunteer for Iraq, since they are so gung-ho on war. A Young Republican responded with something along the lines of, "Well, that's like saying someone who supports gay marriage should have one. We can support the war without being interested in going." LOL! They really don't get it!

[JohnyCanuck]

4. But what about the ones with a boil on their ass?

Shouldn't they be exempted? Someone has to sacrifice and stay behind to spout Karl Rove's talkin points into the wingnut, reich wing, talk show microphones all across the nation. Of course, in light of their medical condition they will have to do their job standing up as sitting down to talk would be too painful (although undoubtedly not as painful as having an RPG explode under their ass).