sui generis
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Wed May-25-05 10:37 AM
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BREAKING NEWS about the RUNAWAY BRIDE |
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CNN does this really need a red banner? Report some news.
Here's one: CNN and People Magazine, a well known gossip rag, merged today to form a new news network to be know as PNN. The news network will make itself over to report more of the lighter side of life, humorous photos, news of the weird, celebrity weddings and diddlings, and horoscopes of the stars.
An unnamed source at CNN replied, "Some people say they found our stories about the war, international events, corporate welfare and environmental tragedies to be disturbing. After a massive write-in campaign by Concerned People of America, we have decided to lend greater focus to the Michael Jackson trial, Runaway Brides, and Tom Cruise and Whatsername. From now on, if Barbara Streisand breaks wind you're gonna know it in our flagship Breaking News red banner."
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Wed May-25-05 10:39 AM
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I heard they charged Ayala's husband with another count today.
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Wed May-25-05 10:46 AM
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When what I want is breaking news of sui generis coming over to my place for a visit...;)
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