Listening to press conf I had forgotten how unfuckingbelievably stupid Bush is

[Mr_Spock]

He is the stupidest president ever. Simple minded, defensive, talks like a simpleton - how the FUCK did this ass hole make it into the White House? I was in a good mood today then they played a clip of this ass-hat on AAR and I was beside myself freaked out at how unabashedly STUPID that war criminal chimp is. Man, we must be the dumbest country on the planet...

[smartvoter]

1. I turned it off. It was a bullshit, no-detail, inarticulate crap fest. nt

[katty]

8. can't even look @crazyboypuppet anymore

[Career Prole]

2. I just read the transcript at lunchtime and you know what?

He even reads stupid!

[otohara]

18. Now That's Bad

Do they include all the uhs, duhs, ums?

[Donailin]

31. and all his stupid grunts he makes after each and every question

as though he finds the question interesting.

Every time I hear him all I can think is "retarded"

a real fucking moron.

[MADem]

47. Don't forget the "heh heh's" in addition to the grunts! n/t

[girl gone mad]

55. Also, that thing he does with his jaw.

That really creeps me out.

[kittykitty]

56. And the immediate, "yeah" as soon as the question is asked

as if he had the answer on the tip of his tongue. His vile forked tongue.

[SpiralHawk]

59. Yes - BINGO - the "jaw thing" is becoming more pronounced. Definitely

He usually does the weird "jaw thing" after making a declarative statement of some kind, and it has the effect of negating what he just said. He is, frankly, not believable. How can the press sit there and sop this shit up for five frikkin years and barely make a peep of the truth is beyond me.

[lildreamer316]

77. You know what that means, don't you?

Ya gotta watch out for those white lines.........

[Mr_Spock]

78. LOL - yeah, probably a prescribed drug that acts like coke

He is a coke head from way-back ya know. The drunken coke-head strikes again!

[Blue_In_AK]

89. Exactly what I was thinking

I've been around enough cokeheads to know one when I see one. That jaw thing is a dead giveaway.

[Mr_Spock]

91. Yeah, I'd know that "coke jaw" anywhere

Don't ask me how :D

[Roxy66]

94. Major "Coke-Jaw"....I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that

Ive been thinking that for a long time...but he had a short news thing with the press the other day (not the news conference) and he did the jaw thing about 4 times in 10 seconds..it was so obvious.

[Mr_Spock]

95. Good 'ol drunken coke-head George Dumbya Bush

It's so fun to have a drug-head dimwit in charge of our country isn't it?

[MADem]

63. Like he has a bit of popcorn in a compromised dental filling...

Is that machismo? Or more a commentary on American dental care???

[WLKjr]

20. where can I get that transcrip?

[Career Prole]

22. Sorry! I read it on the NY Times website

here:
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/31/politics/31TEXT-BUSH.html?adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1117576007-byuHusQj6iFDRe82qW1eug&pagewanted=print

Here's the first few lines...

GEORGE W. BUSH, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES : Good day. Thank you. Please be seated. Hope you enjoyed your Memorial Day weekend.

My message to Congress when they come back is this: that our economy is strong, but we need to work together to make sure that we continue to have a prosperous economy, so people can find jobs.

I say it's strong because we've added over 3.5 million new jobs over the last two years and the unemployment rate is 5.2 percent. More Americans are working today than ever before. Homeownership is an all-time high. Small businesses are flourishing. Families are taking home more of what they earn.

Obviously, these are hopeful signs. But Congress can make sure that the signs remain hopeful. Here are four good things they need to do.


First, they need to finish the work on an energy bill. We've gone more than a decade with an energy strategy.

I'm just dyin' to find out if he actually said "Homeownership is an all-time high". :smoke:

That last sentence in my quote is a typical * screw-up, but "Homeownership is an all-time high" would be friggin' priceless!

[WLKjr]

23. is this the full transcript?

I hope so, bookmarking and putting up on my local dem party website and on our blog, and e-newsletter!


thanks again!

[Career Prole]

27. From soup to nuts, at the link.

Went 21 pages on the NYT website.

[WLKjr]

32. that's a lot of pages to post

thanks again.

[Straight Shooter]

28. "Families are taking home more of what they earn"

Where on earth does he get this crap?

[Career Prole]

45. His speechwriters probably wonder the same thing.

"Please! Let me read it next time while he moves his lips! He's killin' my career!"

[SammyWinstonJack]

75. A simpleton and a LIAR!

"More Americans are working today than ever before." Ever before when? "Homeownership is an all-time high." For who, the rich? Small business are flourishing." Except the ones that aren't, I see "going out of business" sign frequently in my city, of long established business'. "Families are taking home more of what they earn." And paying more for just about everything, George. For instance, "food to put on their families." Out of touch with everyday average Muricans, he is.

[MojoXN]

79. Well, lie numero uno:

More Americans are working than even before, eh? Well, that's not true. The unemployment rate in either 1999 or 2000, I forget which, was 4 percent. I know Commander Cuckoobananas' math skills are probably on par with his verbal abilities, but surely even he knows that 5.2 is a bigger number than 4.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

86. Even the 5.2% unemployment rate is misleading

The number of people who simply CANNOT find work and have stopped looking are no longer counted as part of the "work force". The actual rate is probably closer to 8% than 5%. So not only is Bush lying when he says 5.2% is better than 4%, but he's deliberately misleading people on the actual work force situation.

Plus, many of those new jobs being created are "service" jobs or McManufacturing labor. We lose $60,000/yr jobs and gain minimum wage jobs. How the hell is that a good thing?

[Blue_In_AK]

90. I imagine he did say that

if he's stupid enough to say disassembling is lying.

[Pacifist Patriot]

46. He does!

I've stopped reading transcripts. It was causing brain bleeding.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

3. I believe the correct term is "unbefuckinglievably"...

...but I COULD be wrong. Wouldn't be the first time.



:evilgrin:

[Mr_Spock]

24. LOL - thanks for the correction!

Bush makes me incoherent :D

[AuntiBush]

33. Sounds about right, to me! Yup!

[sellitman]

4. I turn off whatever channel has the idiot on.

I cannot even listen to his voice for ten seconds. it's like running your fingernails down a chaulk board.


:scared:

[leftchick]

5. how? Electronic Voting machines

and strong arm tactics by repuke operatives. aka: a coup x2.

:(

[mopaul]

6. i demand that he does no more press conferences. why bother?

[Pacifist Patriot]

7. Fraud, pandering and fear mongering.

Well you did ask how he made it into the White House.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

9. Because he convinced America that we want an average joe to be president.

Our greatest presidents probably wouldn't have won the "who would you most like to have a beer with" poll. They were extraordinary, not average. Unfortunately, America has become convinced that extraordinary is wrong.

[Elwood P Dowd]

10. I missed it. Does anyone have the complete list of today's Bushisms?

:dunce: "I know all about small bidness growth. I was one."

[Donailin]

37. "Disassemble"

"that means to not tell the truth" <--the asshole about 8 hours ago


<<THE PRESIDENT: Terry.

Q Thank you, sir. Mr. President, recently, Amnesty International said you have established "a new gulag" of prisons around the world, beyond the reach of the law and decency. I'd like your reaction to that, and also your assessment of how it came to this, that that is a view not just held by extremists and anti-Americans, but by groups that have allied themselves with the United States government in the past -- and what the strategic impact is that in many places of the world, the United States these days, under your leadership, is no longer seen as the good guy.

THE PRESIDENT: I'm aware of the Amnesty International report, and it's absurd. It's an absurd allegation. The United States is a country that is -- promotes freedom around the world. When there's accusations made about certain actions by our people, they're fully investigated in a transparent way. It's just an absurd allegation.

In terms of the detainees, we've had thousands of people detained. We've investigated every single complaint against the detainees. It seemed like to me they based some of their decisions on the word of -- and the allegations -- by people who were held in detention, people who hate America, people that had been trained in some instances to disassemble -- that means not tell the truth. And so it was an absurd report. It just is. And, you know -- yes, sir. >>


Uh, NO, it doesn't. FOOL.

[Hissyspit]

44. Here's my thread: Bush says 'disassemble' means 'not tell the truth'

Hilarious. Bizarre.

[MADem]

64. I always thought it was what the youngsters did with the Legos

...scattered across the living room floor, as bedtime approached!

Those lying Legos!

[Mr_Spock]

65. "No disassemble Number 5"

Hehe :D

[twenty4blackbirds]

70. Number 5 is Alive!

[Donailin]

69. the word is DISSEMBLER (definition)

check this shit out. The irony will kill you.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/dissembler

dissembler - a person who professes beliefs and opinion that he does not hold
hypocrite, phoney, phony, pretender
beguiler, cheater, deceiver, trickster, slicker, cheat - someone who leads you to believe something that is not true
charmer, smoothie, smoothy, sweet talker - someone with an assured and ingratiating manner
Tartufe, Tartuffe - a hypocrite who pretends to religious piety (after the protagonist in a play by Moliere)
whited sepulcher, whited sepulchre - a person who is inwardly evil but outwardly professes to be virtuous .

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

72. It was hysterical! Especially since he said it with such arrogance.

[Lisa]

87. you think that's bad -- check this out

Nobody dared correct him ...

"I don't know why you're talking about Sweden," Bush said. "They're the neutral one. They don't have an army."

Lantos paused, a little shocked, and offered a gentlemanly reply: "Mr. President, you may have thought that I said Switzerland. They're the ones that are historically neutral, without an army." Then Lantos mentioned, in a gracious aside, that the Swiss do have a tough national guard to protect the country in the event of invasion.

Bush held to his view. "No, no, it's Sweden that has no army."

The room went silent, until someone changed the subject."




http://www.dubyaspeak.com/incidents.shtml

[Mr_Spock]

88. HAHAHA!!! I remember that one

How on earth did we get stuck with this cursed moron? How? How? :grr:

[tex-wyo-dem]

11. I've never listened to a president speak...

and felt dumber afterwards like it is with chimp.

The dumbing down of America is complete.

[izzie]

12. I just turn him off now.

I really do not think he is stupid but has this shut mind that does say he is right about every thing. Making money does not make you smart but just some one who has money.It is the people who believe the stuff they put out that are stupid.

[rwork]

13. I once read a comment of his

about politics. The most important thing is to never lose.To me that statement said it all.He will do what ever amount of lying, cheating, stealing it takes to win. And lives can be lost that is also ok.

[Ikonoklast]

14. He is just the front man

for an on-going criminal concern that has taken over our government. Dick Cheyney is the real power and the neo-cons are just using Junior for the cameras. Do you think he would have been chosen if his last name was anything but Bush? And do you think that crapweasel Cheyney would have been able to run for the top spot with all his charisma?

[Brianboru]

16. Why a bozo as front man?

The sympathy vote?

[SeveneightyWhoa]

25. Easy to control.

Just like Ronald Reagan.

Bush is an "innocent", "gentle" face for a regime -- controlled by Cheney, neo-cons, corporate interests, etc -- which he has no say over.

[bpilgrim]

26. no one would dare suspect

that he's as conniving as the best of'm

peace

[geckosfeet]

51. in the red,,,

Not sure if Cheny is the ruler though. I believe he may be the monkey for business ,religious and political interests. He is there cause he was one of poppy's buddies, has some intelligence and knows the "right" people. Was supposed to keep shrub* out of trouble,,, babysitter type deal.

[BlueJazz]

15. ..And the scary part is that there is a large group of People..

...(like the Brains over at Freerepublic) that actually think he's smart.

[Pacifist Patriot]

48. Which says volumes about their own intelligence.

[SammyWinstonJack]

76. Or lack thereof. n/t

[Botany]

17. "I got my looks on for 'em."

Spring 2003 on terrorists .......

His last press conference put me over the edge .......

and before i could turn him off he was speaking of "doodie" @
a ceremony for Memorial Day @ Arlington National Cemetery.

Stupid and AWOL walking among the graves of heros ..... what
a shit ..... he is just a tool.

[Kingofalldems]

19. He sure does diss-assemble alot

He even defined the word for the press. This is all a dream, it can't be real.

[proud patriot]

21. He's scared of horses too

:-)

[ailsagirl]

35. Probably because they're sensitive and good judges of

character. Maybe he was trampled by one once. :evilgrin:

[paula777]

50. According to Laura he's not afraid of horses. She said he milks the male

ones. If he is afraid it's probably because he thinks Mr Ed was real and horses can talk and they are going to tell on him.

[Career Prole]

67. Well, he *oughta* be afraid!

There are lot of senseless injuries every year from milking stallions!

[Mr_Spock]

68. Bush like horse _____'s

HAHA - I wonder why his librarian wife would say that about him?

[AuntiBush]

29. He Stole his way in: WORSE ever, is more like it!

[AuntiBush]

30. And again, anyone with HALF A BRAIN would have known

the questions posed were "SCRIPTED!"

Wake the hell up, FReepers!

[gulliver]

34. His name is Bush. Absent that, he would be nothing. n/t

[driver8]

36. I hate listening to this dim witted dumb fuck...I cannot stand his

stupidity, his lies, and I hate his voice and that stupid fake accent!

How our country fell for this scam is unbelievable to me. I knew there were some ignorant 'Merkans in this country, but I never would have believed that there were this many.

The funny thing is, his supporters are still defending him!! They don't see anything wrong with his "presidency."

Sad...very fucking sad.

[Mr_Spock]

38. I can't find a human in the flesh who will defend him though!

They support him in medialand, but no Republican I know will admit to supporting him. Maybe in RW areas they do, but not around here where people are expected to actually USE their brains :D lol

[MojoXN]

80. Man...

I wish I lived where you do, Mr_Spock! Yeah, pretty much all the Rightist douches in WV let everyone know how much they love the Fuhrer and everything about him. One of my neighbors has a fifteen foot tall GOD BLESS PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH sign in his front yard. Every morning, when I walk past it I think, "Hmm. Both tacky and a solemn reminder of the dangers of a cult of personality."

MojoXN

[Mr_Spock]

82. Get the heck out of here - a 15 foot "God Bless President W. Bush" sign???

OMFG!! I'd be in jail if I lived where you do - I'm not going to say any more than that! OMFG!! OMFG!! OMFG!! How can you STAND it!! No wonder deep-throat came out yesterday - what you have just described is the most dangerous thing I have ever heard of WRT our democracy!!

[MojoXN]

83. No Shit...

I wish I had a digital camera so's I could's show's ya. The guy has a lot of property, his house is set back, on a hillside. Up front, toward the road, he has his four section plywood sign, big as life. It's been vandalized on occasion, eggs, paintballs, etc., and the owner always fixes it right up, after wasting the time of the police, of course. Don't ask what the hell he's thinking, I make it a point to not interact with asshats that have giant proclamations of idiocy on display for all to see. My guess is that he's just a hardcore Redneckapublican douche, judging from the mullet and constant assault of country music emanating from his homestead. He put it up right before the election last November. I keep hoping that the sign will attract lightning, or blow into his truck or house and damage them, or something. Why didn't you ever see Dems doing this kind of thing after Clinton won a second term? Oh, right, the lack of religiously fueled low-grade insanity. My bad.

MojoXN

[Mr_Spock]

85. I'll never complain about the relatively small signs I see up here again!

:rofl: I feel for you ...

[sickinohio]

57. Very fucking sad indeed!!

:cry:

[DanCa]

39. I Cant listen to chimpy

For the very reasons you said. Plus my day is going pretty okay so far and I dont wont to ruin it by seeing chimp spew his propaganda. I will just get the lowlights from mike malloy or jon stewart tonight. At least they make the news seem palatable. Oh as for how chimpy got in you know what they say scum rises to the top.Have a great day mr-spock and try not to let the teeth chatter lice picking half semian ruin it for you. The man monkey isnt worth it.

[Bouncy Ball]

40. I think the better question is, how did he even make it into college?

Oh yeah, legacy/connections/money.

How did he even graduate from college?

Oh yeah, legacy/connections/money.

How did he get into graduate school?

Oh yeah, connections/money.

How did he graduate from graduate school?

Oh yeah, connections/money.

How did he get any job he's ever held in his life?

Oh yeah, legacy/connections/money.

That guy has never earned a single thing on his own in his whole life.

How sad.

[DanCa]

42. People have a soft spot for monkeys

Now add a hapless incompotent monkey too that and maybe he got the sympathy vote and thats how he got in?

[Mr_Spock]

52. Poor chimp, wanna banana?

Doesn't everyone love a hapless chimp?

[daydreamer]

41. Actually he is ingenious

in the way he danced around the questions and saying basically nothing.

[Mr_Spock]

49. Yeah, I am inspired to learn how to be just like him :o)

Juss tawlk liik yer an idjut, dey won kwestchun ya! :rofl:

[FizzFuzz]

60. typical sociopath. n/t

[glitch]

43. Careful!! His stupidity may be catching, like a mind virus. How else do we

explain his followers? They've all caught it! Ayeeeeeee!

[Huckebein the Raven]

53. Read my sig

Of course, he doesn't have to make himself stupid, he's a natural

:evilgrin:

[Jose Diablo]

54. I don't think junior is stupid

it's the way he acts to disarm people. He is a as shrewed an operator as you will find anywhere.

His stumble bum speaking is a sham.

[Mr_Spock]

61. I'm not so sure about that...

He really says some just totally dumb & uninformed things. I know he uses this "idiot charm" thing to his advantage, but one of his professors at Harvard Business School could NOT for the life of him figure out how someone so STUPID got into that school. Now, there are different definitions of stupid, but I personally think W fit's into any definition you can come up with.

[spanone]

58. I just don't get it, will never get it, there's no explaining it. Stoopid

is being kind.

[Zen]

62. Stupid is as stupid does

UH-huh :smoke:

[nonconformist]

66. You should read

The Bush Dyslexicon: Observations on a National Disorder by Mark Crispin Miller.

Goes beyond the Bushisms and paints a truly disturbing picture of his intellect.

[devinsgram]

71. I have been on this planet for almost sixty years.

Over that time I have been able to listen to the speech's of at least ten presidents. The earliest I remember hearing, although quite young, was Eisenhower and the only one I didn't pay attention to was the first Bush.I knew you couldn't trust what came out of his mouth, because of statements made while vice-president for Reagan about Iran-Contra. Yeah, like I believed he did not know what was going on at that time.

Anyway, each and everyone was able to communicate articulately and make sense of what they where trying to convey, that is until the village idiot arrived on the scene. Once again my apologies to all village idiots.

I have never, never, never, never heard such stupidity come out of the mouth of one man in my whole life. It is just beyond me how anyone could have voted for this idiot.

The only thing I can figure out is that the thinking ability of this country has gone so far down hill that we now have become a nation of ignorant people. I also think we have become the most self-centered nation in the world.

[Mr_Spock]

73. Well said - we sure are a nation of self-centered people - bigots at that

I've grown to dislike Bush supporters more and more over the past year - it's getting to the point where they realize that intelligent people assume that they are somehow defective for supporting him - and I agree! As one Canadian I know pointed out naively "all the dumb people here are Bush supporters" - I couldn't have agreed more wholeheartedly with him - I just grinned and said "you noticed that huh" :D

[MojoXN]

81. What a coincidence!

"all the dumb people here are Bush supporters"

Wow! Amazing! The situation in Canada is the same as it is here! Un-fucking-believable. I wonder why most Europeans, even the dumb ones, don't fall victim to this syndrome?

I should start researching aggregate IQ scores over the last few decades, and see if there's been a statistically significant decline. Could go a long way toward explaining why so very, very many Americans seem to just LOVE Commander Cuckoobananas.

MojoXN

[anarchy1999]

74. I caught pieces of it early this am on C-Span. IT WAS PAINFUL!

I could not do more than watch and listen for a minute or two and then would walk away. Then I'd go back for more pain.

I must be sado-masochistic, I don't know what else to think.

God, I can not support this man, I'll pray for his soul, but I draw the line, he is not my president, he and his administration are nothing but thugs, thieves and criminals and I will pray every day to see them brought to justice in the US and in the World Court!

[MojoXN]

84. Now that I've read Commander Cuckoobananas' spiel...

I want to fucking puke. I'm going to write something to express my thoughts. Oy vey...

MojoXN

[Zen Democrat]

92. What's that primal grunt that he does when he doesn't like a question?

[Mr_Spock]

93. I think it's called farting out of your mouth!

:rofl: