Jelly Donut.

[Hissyspit]

I am going to go buy one with my very own money. See DU Hatemail Bag, No. 25 (half-way down).

[deadparrot]

1. That one killed me.

I was laughing hysterically by the time I finished.

[proud patriot]

2. mmmm Jelly donuts mmmmmmm

that was a good one

[minnesotaDFLer]

4. whoever wrote that

is inexplicable uncapable of explaining his or her self for these incomunicado actions. haha if that many any sense. in short, a dumbass.

[punpirate]

3. Really turn his economic applecart...

... upside-down and buy a dozen.... :P

[TahitiNut]

5. A 'Berliner'?

I think the FRimbecile was recycling the old specious canard about "Ich bin ein Berliner."

[WearyOne]

6. it's unpatriotic to knock Homer Simpson

they 'hate mailbag' is the funniest thing I've read..who writes the replies ? hysterical

[BiggJawn]

7. I don't want a Jelly Donut.

I see that they might cause your brain to rot.

You Lurking FReepers can keep your fucking Jelly donuts and a matter of fact, you can have MINE, too! I'll even BUY you a few more dozen. C'mon, Eat 'em down, you fat, drooling assholes, you need the Cholesterol and HFCS in your diet.


"A JELLY DONUT, Private Pyle?????? Is chow allowed in the Barracks, Private Pyle????"
"SIR, NO, SIR!"
"And are YOU allowed to have Jelly Donuts, Private Pyle?"
"SIR, NO SIR!"
"And Why NOT????"
"SIR, BECAUSE I'M TOO HEAVY, SIR!"
"Because you are a DISGUSTING FAT-BODY, Private Pyle!!"

[Tux]

8. Buy one?

Why do that when you can get one on welfare? I mean, come on, who works in America anymore?
:sarcasm: