Repug on Randi saying that Clinton's BJ was the most terrible thing...

[maveric]

Oh Geez!

[B Calm]

1. They still can't get over not being able to see his 12 inch mr. chubby.

[southernleftylady]

8. wow.. 12 inches ;) lol nt

[TahitiNut]

11. Well, that explains where they got the arterial grafts for his bypass.

:evilgrin:

[southernleftylady]

14. BWHAHAHA... too funny ;) nt

[joanski0]

2. I heard one of the Republican callers

on C-Span this morning say that it's Clinton's fault that the young people are having oral sex.

[maveric]

5. Now he's implying that bu$h lying about Iraq was ok because of...

"all the millions of people slaughtered and women raped by Saddam".
What a twisted sense of morality!

[SmokingJacket]

10. Actually, it's Ken Starr's fault, if anyone's.

No one would know about it, if they hadn't made such a big deal about it.

(But the kids have been doing for a long time...)

[Ian David]

20. They never heard of a BJ until the right-wing media kept talking about it

Yeah, that makes sense.

Clinton invented The BJ the way Al Gore invented the Internet and Bill O'Reilly invented The Peabody Award.

[Shadowen]

37. Well, actually...

Gore at least diverted a lot of federal funds into the research that led to the invention of the Internet, and championed it in speeches and the like before it went online for public use.

[Ian David]

39. Republicans spent more Clinton's BJ than the search for Bin Laden n/t

[jean]

35. well, that should impact the abortion numbers - they should applaud

[sakabatou]

44. Oh so until 1998, no young person has ever gotten a BJ?

[maveric]

49. I watched a Bette Miedler interview once where she blamed Clinton for

introducing oral sex into her teenage daughter's mind, calling him "shameful'.
Hey Bette! Ken Starr introduced oral sex to your young and impressionable daughter!
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb!

[TheDebbieDee]

3. That's nothing...some moron on C-SPAN swore up and down

that the dramatic increase (if there was a dramatic increase!)in teens participation in oral sex was Clinton's fault, too!

Pah-leeeeeeeeze!

ETA: Joanskio's fast! I guess we heard the same moron!

[BR_Parkway]

25. Wasn't there a study recently that said the increase was due to

Abstinence Only and other similar programs? Hold on to your virginity, so the kids were going for more oral/anal sex?

[tsuki]

33. That was Maher. But, he's a comic.

[sam sarrha]

53. where do i sign up !!

:woohoo:

[Huckebein the Raven]

4. Live in the same city as this asshat

[napi21]

6. Only because the media and the Pubs described it in detail!

I said it then, and I'll say it again...it's Hillary's problem, NOT OURS!

Now, I will say, I was really pissed at him for being stupid enough to get caught! He's smarter than that, and knew better! He simply didn't think!!! Actually, I'm still pissed at him for giving the enemy this amunition!!!!

[maveric]

7. Go Gettem Randi! She's evicerating this shithead roght about now!

That Kool-Aid must taste really good!

[eleny]

9. They look so undignified clinging to Clinton's penis

[NuttyFluffers]

36. that should be the standard response from now on.

absolutely priceless

:rofl:

[eleny]

54. I've said that to Repub acquaintances

It's a show stopper.

[HockeyMom]

12. Oral sex is against the Bible

That is the major reason why. Good Fundies. Cannot make babies with bj's (PURPOSE of sex to make BABIES) and sodomy among straights is too much like the sex that gays have.

Get with the program. lol

[wallwriter]

16. Yeah, but 30 year mortgages are against the bible, too,

but I don't see many people complaining..

[Protagoras]

17. It's better to breed with your daughters?

Than cast your seed on the ground...or anywhere else?

That's the essential position there if I remember right...right?

Sometimes sex is so confusing :D

[ComerPerro]

21. But, oddly enough, many of them are fascinated with anal sex

[CJCRANE]

40. Talking about sexual hyprocrites...

there was a programme on UK TV which showed a comparison between the biological reactions of two groups of men to gay porn: the self-declared "straight" homophobes were found to be turned on by the images, whilst the non-prejudiced straight men weren't.

[queeg]

57. Not my Bible---

I got the GOOD version.

[B Calm]

13. I thought it wasn't the sex, but the lie?? The only lies under oath were

when Helen Chenowerth, Bob Barr, Newt Gingrich, Bob Livingston, and Henry Hyde said their marriage vows to GOD!!

[sam sarrha]

50. Clinton was Impeached for lying about a door being open or closed !!!!!

he said it was open.. that is what he was impeached for... the court defined sex as intercourse.. the blow job wasn't a lie.. just the door being open...

the blow job didn't kill 1800 American soldiers or 200,000 civilians in Iraq.. or dump 300 tons of depleted uranium in Iraq.. to cause birth defects for the next 15 billion years..

if you have a strong stomach surf .."depleted Uranium birth defects"

CAUTION: there are GRAPHIC and HORRIFIC photos of Bu$h's war crimes against humanity.. he talks about life and protecting babies and he is responsible for everyone of these tragedy's.. i am a biologist and i have NEVER seen anything like that.. and our soldiers are coming home and fathering deformed babies just like the ones in those photos.. they are caused by radiation and exposure to Uranium..

the use of the uranium was through the canpaign contributions of Nucular power companies.. getting out of the cost of storing that crap.. they conned the military into dumping the nuclear waste on battle fields.. and the Corporations got paid for their waste disposal. :cry: :grouphug:

[Coexist]

15. why are Republicans so OBSESSED with sex?

it is UNREAL. They can't get it off their brains!
I like it, so does my husband. We just do it, we don't rant about it all that much. They must be really, really uptight!

My conservative step-mother was just over and she was looking through my daughter's Seventeen magazine, flipping out over the fact that they talk about condoms and such. "Oh my gosh, you should read this, oh my, I can't believe you let your daughter read this trash" Blah, blah, blah.

My daughter and I were just in the airport the other day with time to kill, we looked through the whole magazine together. We discussed the bikinis and shorts. Our brains aren't programmed to seek out all things sexual and explode about them, I guess. My poor Dad!

[Ian David]

24. Maybe we were just liberating Monica's mouth and spreading democracy there

[Coexist]

26. unfortunately - it didn't take there

but it did spread to her dress, I hear. It was 'blue'.

[BigBearJohn]

29. Because they don't get any

[Ian David]

18. Really? I guess he's just never had a good one before n/t

[ComerPerro]

19. I didn't hear Clinton complaining, so it mustn't have been that bad

Or did I misunderstand...


:evilgrin:

[Ian David]

22. What's worse? One stained blue dress, or 1,700 bloody uniforms?

[BigBearJohn]

28. I feel a new slogan coming.... anyone care to predict what it is?

A stained blue dress merits impeachment,
but 1,700 blood-stained uniforms doesn't.
Vote Republican

[lonestarnot]

23. Freak is just jealous!

[sam sarrha]

27. Clinton was Impeached for lying about a door being open or closed !!!!!

during the Evil Deed..:wow:

[leftchick]

30. His BJ is also the reason oral sex is so rampant now

among High Schoolers!!I Heard that from a Moran on C-Span this AM.

:crazy:

[BurtWorm]

31. I'm trying to imagine how anyone could possibly find Clinton's blow job

worse than Watergate, Iran/Contra or the Bush family using the US military as its personal plaything. It's very difficult to imagine wihthout being sickened. You'd have to think Watergate etc. were not abuses of power and the blow job, somehow, was an abuse of power. Or you'd have to think the indecorum of an adulterous blowjob was somehow worse than the executive's negligence of its constitutional responsibilities.

:wtf:

[Coexist]

32. because it involves sex. They are absurd.

[VOX]

41. Orwellian Double-Standard.

The Party (also known as Republicans) *never* does anything wrong, no matter how many people are killed, tossed out on the streets, rendered unemployed, etc.

Conversely, enemies of the Party (those who are not members of said Party) can do *nothing* right, within the entire spectrum of human aspiration and activity.

[eissa]

34. 8 years of peace and prosperity

That was the most well-deserved blow job in history.

[jmcon007]

38. How would he know?

[DearAbby]

42. Can someone order a BJ for the Chimp? Maybe that would make him

think about world peace or something...Nothing worse than a sexually frustrated Repub in a position of power!

[Kansas Wyatt]

43. They did and ended up with Jimmy/Jeff "Bulldog" Gannon.

Now Shrub is confused, and even more pissed off at the World.

[river2]

45. They're bad cuz no one wants to give Repugs any

Poor, pathetic, little repugs...

[Enraged_Ape]

46. If we could go back to the peace and prosperity of the 90s...

I wouldn't care if the President had a freaking Crisco party on the desk of the Oval Office with Tatu, Jenna Jameson, the cast of Friends, and the Green Bay Packers. In fact, I'd say the President would be ENTITLED to it. I yearn for the day that it could happen.

If only we could go back...

[Geek_Girl]

47. Why are Repugs so obsessed with Clinton's penis?

I guess they're just obsessed with sex.

:shrug:

[FreedomAngel82]

52. Makes one wonder

Maybe they're just curious as to how it tastes?

[BattyDem]

48. If they're returning to the BJ, they must be getting desperate and scared!

:evilgrin:

[FreedomAngel82]

51. Uh okay

a bj that didn't effect anybody or killing thousands and thousands of people for a lie? Hmm. I think I'll go with the second choice.

[ngGale]

55. Oh gee whiz...

the media is starting to talk about, "the untold stories of the Clinton WH." I think it's Tweety doing it, among others.
Just keep changing the subject, MSM - FGS don't mention the Downing Street Memo...

[queeg]

56. Its the ONLY reason I want to grow up and be president

Get the Marines going, I need them to bring back more interns...