Clinton wrecked the White House before he left!!!

[Trek234]

As you all know the Bush admin cried about how the Clinton admin had wrecked the White House prior to leaving. (which later turned out to be a lie, surprise) They claimed the Clinton admin had written on desks, stolen items from the White House, put gum under furniture, had porn around the place, etc.

Here are the top 10 things the next Dem president will find the Bush admin has done to wreck the White House. This is of course for comical purposes only.

1. Secret underground Chaney bunker.

2. Dungeon where he will liberate liberal "enemy combatants".

3. Copy of book titled "Mein Kempf - Revised by Heir Rove" in all White House desks.

4. Dart board in most White House rooms with pictures of Clinton, France, Germany, the UN, and all 10 Dem candidates.

5. Soviet style "We are watching" posters and computer screen savers for White House employees.

6. The books "ABC 123" "Clifford the big Red Dog" and "the Hungry Caterpillar" in oval office and presidents sleeping room. Books in presidents sleeping room accompanied by audio CDs of each book read by Chaney with instructions on when to turn the page.

7. Crates of Rum - half of which labeled "To the oval office" and the other half "To the pentagon".

8. Photo album with title "Favorite war crimes - 02-04"

9. Ann Coulter porn on all White House computers.

10. World class propaganda production studio complete with terrain scenery strangely resembling terrain in Afghanistan.

[diplomats]

1. Maybe some of our fellow DUers can add to your list!

[punpirate]

8. Uhh, this is gonna be easy....

1. A button from one of Matt Drudge's shirts.
2. A half-full Coke can with one of Clarence Thomas' pubic hairs on it.
3. A half-written memo dated the day before the inauguration saying, "the next White House Bible study group will meet at 8 a.m. on...."
4. An autographed picture of Bob Woodward in the bottom of Bush's sock drawer in the Lincoln bedroom.
5. A message cut into the bottom of the center drawer of the President's desk in the Oval Office, saying, "Koffee ONan is a dick."
6. Four dozen unpaid parking tickets from the City of Crawford, Texas.
7. In various closets around the White House and the Executive Office Building, nine thousand different photo-op outfits and props.
8. An expired library card made out to Laura Bush.
9. Crumpled in a wastepaper basket, in Bush's handwriting, a note, saying, "For the last goddamned time, tell me where Cheney's secret location is?"
10. A scrap of paper torn from a yellow legal tablet with Kenneth's Lay's Cayman Islands phone number.

[sasquatch]

2. LOL!! sad, but true!

[44wax]

3. Pissed on copies of the constitution will be found

[Fovea]

4. Ann Coulter Porn????

Hep me, I'm Blind...

[T Roosevelt]

5. Hell, you don't need to make things up

1. $500 billion plus and increasing annual deficit
2. Largest National Debt in history
3. Soldiers dying in the quaqmire that is Iraq
4. Highest unemployment in decades
5. Increasing number of people in poverty
6. A world that hates us
7. The return of aristocracy
8. Loss of civil liberties through the Patriot Act
9. Destruction of the environment on a grand scale
10. Unrestricted media conglomeration

That's my 10 - I'm sure everybody could make their own and have to overlap...

[Avatar13]

6. More things

11. Jars to check in one's conscience, brains, and soul before entering the white house each morning

12. The collar that Rumsfeld & Cheney used to lead Powell around

13. An autographed photo of Kenneth Lay, made out to Bush & Cheney

14. A copy of "1984"

15. A copy of the constitution, with "inconvenient" sections blacked out with markers

16. Rush Limbaugh's and Sean Hannity's number on speed dial on all White House telephones

17. The altar at which O'Neill and Lindsay were ritually sacrificed

18. Halliburton stationary

19. Rewritten scripts from every "West Wing" episode, from a right-wing point of view

20. A stuffed spotted owl, shot by Bush himself

21. Keyboards with "W" superimposed by marker on all the keys of every keyboard in the White House

[Old and In the Way]

7. Didn't the Senate want to investigation the crimes against the WH?

Weren't they outraged about that $7,000.00 bill after 8 years of normal wear and tear? And those missing "W" keys....did they ever get to the bottom of that national security issue?

IIRC, they were telling us "thank God the adults are in charge".

Is it me or does that seem like an eternity since that terrible scandel plagued us?

Funny how these same Republicans have lost their taste for investigations.....

[JNelson6563]

9. a picture of Machiavelli

right above the pallet KKKarl Rove sleeps on, at the foot of Chimpy's bed.

Julie