Vote for Bush* because God is on his side (so who could oppose him?)

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George Bush* worships a scary God*

- The world according to GWB: God, 9-11 and the Supreme Court gave him the authority to 'save us' from terrorists and their evildoer ways. Using this authority...he declared a war on 'terrorism'.

- Click, Click...whirr. Let's take a moment and study the word 'terrorism':

ter·ror·ism
n.

The unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons

- That's right. Our fearless leader declared war against a noun. This wouldn't be a battle against a nation, group or person...but a war on a word. Why in the heck would he do something like that? You can't win a war against a word. Well...I guess you could if you eliminated it from all dictionaries.

- And then God asked George to rid this world of evil in general and terrorism in specific. George didn't want to do it...but he was 'called' and had no choice. Being a 'God-fearing' man...he did what God told him to do. It was now his burden: evil and terror must end even if took him until the end of time and had to kill everyone in his way.

- George the self-anointed-appointed prophet saw that it was good. He was now larger than life itself and his spirit glowed red with purpose. It didn't matter that his 'war' would bring him unprecedented and unfettered power...not unlike that of a king or dictator. He wasn't doing this for himself or the Republican party. His only interest was God's word, being a good christian commander in chief and showing the world God's love through his actions. So Bush* strode the earth with God's mighty sword in his hand...striking dead all the evildoers and their immediate families, friends and passersby. George's God doesn't mind collateral damage if done in the name of a 'greater good'...the end of evil.

- A word to the wise for all the liberal heathens who hate our anointed and appointed president*: George is doing God's work and you have no right to question the Word. And above all: never question his sanity when says he knows what God wants.

- Be a good American: vote for George Walker Bush* and God.

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1. I am not on his side

And for those of you nigglers who want to point out my agnosticism as an inconsistency, allow me to pre-empt with a Republican talking point: as a staunch liberal, I don't believe in myself.

Although I can't be sure...

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2. Bush* talks to God...or God talks to Bush*

...I wonder how many Americans realize how crazy this sounds?

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3. Well, what can one say to this...

... except repeat a recent and already care-worn joke: "The last time God spoke through a burning Bush, not nearly so many people were killed."

Dubya is a religious maniac, and it follows that other religious maniacs hold him in high regard. The rest of us are more skeptical.

Cheers.