A real AP News Heading: "Britney Says Sex When Pregnant Is 'Crazy Good'"

[sabra]

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http://www.channel3000.com/irresistible/4559508/detail.html

Britney Says Sex When Pregnant Is 'Crazy Good'

POSTED: 9:15 am CDT June 2, 2005

NEW YORK -- Pop singer Britney Spears is spilling the details on having sex while being pregnant.

AP
Britney Spears

Spears told People magazine that now that she's pregnant, "Sex is crazy good."

The singer added that she's battling "horrible" morning sickness and has been dealing with the hormone swings.

Spears and husband Kevin Federline are expecting their first baby in the fall.

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Who cares about Downing St., this is what is truly important </sarcasm>

[davidinalameda]

1. this is the sign of the Apocalypse

sweet Jesus come and set us free

[AVID]

2. as chevy (oops. Ackroyd) would say. . . Britney, you ignorant slut!" nt

[WahooJunkie]

4. ...I think

I think that's Dan Akroyd :-)

[AVID]

10. you are so right . my bad.. Welcome to DU

[SheepyMcSheepster]

3. Yo! that is "mad interesting"!

too bad britney's 15 minutes have been up for a while.

[Teaser]

5. I need to start a new website

I'm going to call it "Media BeatDown", and it will feature video games in which one can throw tomatoes and rocks at graphic representations of the media hacks that write this shit. One will also be able to verbally assault their editors.

[BurtWorm]

6. I'm going to have to agree with Britney here.

And I'm a guy! ;)

[BiggJawn]

7. You mean she's not a Virgin anymore?

Why don't they just wear clown suits when they present this SHIT disquised as News?

Rove put her up to it. Now millions of little teenie-boppers across the Frooted Plane will be thinking "Oh! I need to get pregnant! I want some Crazy-Good sex, too!", thus insuring a strong future supply of Cannon Fodder for Murka's never-ending wars.....

[dogday]

8. Just wait till the baby is born Britney then come and talk to us!

[quiet.american]

9. That's more information from Ms. Spears than I need to know. n/t

[Deb]

11. When asked what made it crazy good, Britney replied

"Like, It's so relaxing. I don't' have to worry about getting pregnant."

[Blue Belle]

19. Gee and to think I wrote her off....

as having as much depth as a dixie cup. It's weird how I would jump to that conclusion.



:eyes:

[indepat]

12. Jesus, it is great Britney has discovered sex, but really, sex is not new

to mankind should one really think about it.

[musette_sf]

13. It's the marketing of early marriage & babies

to today's Young Americans. Marry early! Have babies early! Have "crazy good" sex!

[Chopin]

14. That dumbass! Haha!

You go baby! I am just waiting for the "Britney Sex Video", a la Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton. You know its coming!

[seabeyond]

15. it is....for real. she is right on this one. n/t

[eissa]

16. I can't believe the MSM is actually

covering this when there are so many important stories to be reporting -- what happened to Lindsay Lohan's weight? What about the engagement of Paris and Paris? How am I suppose to find information about real issues like these?!?!

[LisaL]

17. And don't forget Michael Jackson's trial. Clearly, it hasn't been

covered enough.

[fob]

18. Countdown to fundie/RW nutjob rant that this kind of talk from Lil Britney

is due to the Clenis?

5, 4, 3...


Oh and the other comments in this thread are cracking me up and I'm at work trying to pretend like I'm WORKING people, help me out here.