Freeper at work told me Bill wants Hillary elected so

[johnaries]

Hillary can "appoint" (her word) him to head the UN and together they can run the world!

She knows it's true because she heard it on Talk Radio.

She was quite surprised when I told her of the UN tradition of no permanent members serving as Sec General.

I didn't bother to mention that the SG is elected, not appointed. I didn't want to hurt her little head.

[notadmblnd]

1. you should have

made her head pop like a zit.

[rooboy]

2. I also love the disconnect...

where the Freepers say the UN is toothless and can't do anything, yet they're afraid to death that it will take over the world. :rofl:

[johnaries]

3. Then you'll LOVE this...

put your drink down or you'll choke...
she also said that the UN slowed us down in attacking Iraq, and if not for them we could have gotten Saddam's WMD's before he shipped them to Syria.

[Vyan]

8. Do not pass go...

DO not collect $200, and send her directly to the DULFER REPORT!

Vyan

[fob]

5. Actually in it's own way the freeper's are paying Bill the highest

compliment! Think about it, they are saying the good-for-nothing, irrleveant, toothless UN could actually take over the world if it had competent leadership in the form of William Jefferson Clinton!

Of freeps if you weren't so ignorant it'd be real funny.

[FreedomAngel82]

11. LOL!

That's too hilarious.

[noonwitch]

4. I have a libertarian friend who feels similarly

I told him that AA/NA was the religion of the new world order, which pissed his wife off because he had just gotten out of rehab. I said to think about it-it's the only religious organization a court can order a citizen to attend.

I was just kidding (he was doing one of his "Bill/Hillary/New World Order spiel), but he took me seriously for a while.

[Jade Fox]

6. Right-wing talk radio has revealed.....

an alarming number of idiots for whom simple logic is an absent force
in their lives. I suppose we have no more of them in the United States
than other countries do, but I liked it a lot better when they seemed to
know they had no business attempting to understand anything.

[chaumont58]

7. they are absolutely god damn crazy

Bill Clinton would be an ideal choice to head the UN, but as he said on Larry King. No American has ever done so, or indeed, no one from a country that is a permanent member of the Security Counsel has done so.
If the big dog were to become head of the UN, Hillary could go no higher in politics. Contributions must be slowing for the pukes. Got to bring out the whipping children.

[Vyan]

10. They also fail to understand....

the the entire point of the UN is to prevent WORLD WAR III, Period!

(Anything else is a bonus)

So far, they've done pretty well.

Vyan

[comsymp]

9. This one comes and goes, and it's always a source of delight

No faster way to make a RWN's head explode!
In fact, I blogged about it a couple months ago when Kofi appointed Big Dog to head the Tsunami thing.
http://scdnc.blogspot.com/2005_01_30_scdnc_archive.html