One BIG reason * might not be able to win the next election

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He has too many people writing his resume, Anybody have any good * resumes that we could also look at, maybe we can take a vote to pick the best one. :party:

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George Bush's Resume
by Unknown • Saturday July 19, 2003 at 01:11 PM


George Bush's Resume
Original article is at http://idaho.indymedia.org/news/2003/07/3209.php

GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House, USA

RESUME

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for congress and lost.
I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went
bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land
using taxpayer money.
Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.
With my father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most
polluted state in the Union.
I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in
borrowed money.
Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
I became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with
the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I attacked and took over two countries.
I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
I shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month
period.
I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal
record.
In the first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history.
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over
the worst security failure in US history.
I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other
president in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
I cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
president in US history.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
president in US history.
I set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
president since the advent of television.
I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any
president in US history.
I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use
the national reserves as past presidents have.
I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take
to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for
protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US
history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
(The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named after her).
I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously go bankrupt.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in
any country in the history of the world.
I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military
occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the
United Nations and the world community.
I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of
the United States.
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more
than any president in US history.
I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the
US from the human rights commission.
I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the
US from the elections monitoring board.
I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default
no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
donations. My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is also one of my
best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds
in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.
I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and
then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).
I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
I took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a
year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
I, with a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of
Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
stability.
I am the first US president in history to have the people of South Korea
more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
contracts.
I set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated
US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for
government contracts.
I failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of
our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have no
leads and zero suspects.
In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully prevented
any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of
the United States.
I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
president in US history.
In a little over two years I created the most divided country in decades,
possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.
I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than
two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving
record has been erased and is not available).
I was AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of
war.
I refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my
father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public
energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

PERSONAL REFERENCES:
For personal references, please speak to my dad or uncle James Baker. (They
can be reached in their offices at the Carlyle Group where they are helping
to divide up the spoils of the US-Iraq war and plan for the next one.)
(snip)

Some wingers really are funny if you don't take them too seriously, a few funny ones follow that little clip