Would you take pleasure in Bob Novak's pain?

[cestpaspossible]

(edited to comply with DU rules)

[Goldeneye]

1. I didn't vote...but that picture....

that truly makes me happy. Nothing like bad pictures of people you can't stand.

[Turn CO Blue]

2. The Christian part of me says

quick and painless, in his sleep, after he's made peace with his Maker.

The devil on my shoulder keeps whispering something about an S&M dungeon, leather outfit and a cattle-prod.

[evlbstrd]

3. God may be merciful,

but I'm not.

[Bluebear]

4. I didn't vote either but who did those dentures?

Same dentist as this idiot's?

[Floogeldy]

You left out one option

We could just wish that he gets his dick caught in a meat grinder.

OH, my bad. He probably doesn't have a dick.

[Canuckistanian]

5. Slow and lingering for The Douchebag of Liberty (tm)

[countmyvote4real]

6. I voted QUICK and painless just to get him out of here.

If he truly believes in his current faith, he will have an eternity of pain ahead of him. In the meantime, we get a Novak-free press. Lord knows what it will take to get that hyphen in-between free and press, but the fictional purge of Novak would be a start.

[kittenpants]

8. I voted lingering and painful, but I'm starting to see it your way...

[Somawas]

7. Won't vote; bad karma in all of this

but I hope that in order to clear his rudimentary conscience he confesses that he outed Valerie Plame at the direction of Rove and dimson.

[Divernan]

9. DU forbids (rule 3) posts advocating death or harm to anyone.

As soon as a mod spots this, this post should be deleted.

[Oilwellian]

11. Indeed

This thread is in very poor taste.

[cestpaspossible]

13. I must point out

that asking whether you prefer someone have a quick death or a slow death -- and we'll all have one or the other - advocates nothing.

[Divernan]

16. Wasn't your original choice, quick or lingering and painful?

And we will not all have either a quick or "lingering and painful" death. The rule has to do with wishing someone death or harm, and to encourage people to think about/discuss someone's death, particularly "lingering and painful" would be considered by case law to be advocating it. I have no respect for Bob Novak. I could use many, many negative adjectives about the man and his political positions, as could you, without urging people to entertain the thought of his death. Certainly you are aware that many instances of violence have been attributed to the influence of reading or viewing descriptions of inflicting pain/death on others, both in fact(copycat crimes) and in fiction (violent scenes in films).

Even your edited post wishes harm (pain)on someone, and I think it is against rule 3.

[texanwitch]

10. What goes around, comes around.

One should be careful how you live your life.

Evil has a way of coming back at you.

[TahitiNut]

12. It's called "Schadenfreude"

:shrug:

[Virginian]

14. Why, is he sick?

[cestpaspossible]

15. What do you think? Is Robert Novak sick?

[Raksha]

17. People seem to be reading into this...

...something I didn't see, or else they know something I don't. I wasn't aware that Bob Novak was sick (if he is). The poll question didn't specify what KIND of pain, so my take on it was shame and embarrassment at being exposed for the douchebag he is--maybe even imprisonment for his part in the Valerie Plame affair. Just for the record, I answered YES! As someone else said upstream, "God may be merciful, but I'm not."

[FreedomAngel82]

18. No

I wouldn't. That's just not right. Sometimes you have to take the highroad.

[Sapphire Blue]

19. If his pain was caused by the entire Bush Administration's impeachment

... and indictment for war crimes, then I would be absolutely delighted! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Moderator]

20. Locking.

DU rules are clear on this one:

"Do not post messages that advocate harm or death to anyone".

http://www.democraticunderground.com/forums/rules_detailed.html