Flash----Bush threatens retaliation for EU chemical testing.

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Washington, D.C.-----Reacting to european rules to test all chemicals for human safety, G.W. Bush, purported United States president, has threatened massive retaliation against the European Union. The P.P. (purported president) did not state what form the retaliation would take.

This writer's contacts within the white house, however, stated under condition of anonymity, that he just might use his heaviest weapon. The said they are afraid that PP would "hold his breath until he turned blue".

The P.P.'s press secretary would neither confirm of deny this report.