George W. Bush is the BEST

[Walt Starr]

brush clearer ever to hit the Crawford region.

Of course, he's the WORST at everything else he does or has done.

That is all.

[ComerPerro]

1. In fact, he is so good at it

That he wasn't around to protect the country when 9/11 was being planned. His brush-clearing skills were needed for the entire month of August 2001.

[insane_cratic_gal]

2. That lumber company

he knows nothing about too right.

(see presidential debate, 3 i think)

[FreedomAngel82]

4. It was the second debate actually

Of course when Kerry mentioned it Bush just laughed and tried to shrug it off.

[AntiCoup2K4]

5. "Y'all need some WOOD?"

[HughBeaumont]

7. We laugh, but most of Lamerica bought it, as it turns out.

[punpirate]

3. Actually, one writer...

... who farmed in the area for years said that his brush clearing was just for show--in that area, no one would even think of doing it that way, that it was just dumb to do it that way.

So, even when clearing brush, Bush doesn't listen to best practice and goes right ahead doing it the way he thinks best, i.e., the dumbest way possible....

[Auntie Bush]

8. You forgot...He's good at milking horses!

[punpirate]

10. Oh, I didn't forget...

... I just don't think he's very good at that, either. Hasn't been very good at anything in life except self-promotion.... :)

[Booster]

12. The only reason he does this is because Reagan did it, and

he wants to be loved just like Reagan. Purely photo-op; Hell, even my Republican tight-assed stepfather hires a kid to clear his property and gives him a tractor to do it with. Bush = dumbass.

[edhopper]

6. Do you have any facts

to support this.
As a resident of only one year before he became president I think there are many citizens of Crawford who would take exception at you naming him The Best. I doubt shrub has ever been the best at anything (stealing votes may come close).

[jokerman93]

9. I've heard...

He's an excellent driver too.

:crazy:

[johnaries]

11. "Wanna buy some wood?" n/t