America needs to plan for the next "enemy", I nominate Sweden.

[Mich Otter]

We need an enemy to justify the funds needed to keep the Military/Industrial Complex swimming in profits. Haliburton is probably tired of dealing with Iraq. Also, it's about time we got around to wiping out a country with white, blue eyed people for the first time since the 1940s.
Since we are committed to attacking anyone who has a political or economic system that is "different" than ours lets get after Sweden. Their way of life is very un-American.

Oh, their economic ideas. What if some American tourist saw how they spend tax dollars on a National Health care program; and they educate everyone; and they take care of their elderly and handicapped. There could be chaos in America if people wanted those programs enough to cut military budgets to have the programs paid for.
What kind of ideas are those to share in a world that wants to have a dog-eat-dog system where everyone has to fend for themselves? Those durn Swedes probably don't even have bootstaps to pull themselves up by. Don't ya just hate to think that we might get so wimpy.
Let's get them before our military budget faces cuts. Let's get them while we are the strongest military on the planet. Grab your guns. Jump in a rowboat and storm their beaches to end the travesty they pose to the free world.
Anyone got a beer?

[rzemanfl]

1. They can intern the bikini team at my house. n/t

[Mich Otter]

41. You are one brave man...

it wouldn't take long till your eyes cross permanently.

[rzemanfl]

42. I will alternate eyes to avoid that. n/t

[Mich Otter]

46. Betcha would never be able to keep just one open.

And besides, you'll probably go blind, too.

[rzemanfl]

51. You are probably right, but despite my age, I don't need Viagra

so I will not go blind.

[oblivious]

2. Gotta have oil though. How about Norway?

I think they're also the most generous foreign aid donor in terms of percentage of GNP. Bad. Bad Norway.

[Mich Otter]

3. Screw the oil, they have "Codfish".

[dflprincess]

10. Ya! Let's go after Norway and Sweden

That's one way to ensure Minnesota stays blue.

[lady lib]

4. Hey now, I have friends in Sweden

and besides, we have to keep it nice for when I flee the U.S.}(

[Mich Otter]

5. It will be better after we destroy it.

Just don't bomb the brewerys.

[alcuno]

6. Invade a good country, this time.

We need things like moderate temperatures, good housing, and utilities. I agree with universal health care and a free university education. I think we'd be better off with an English-speaking country this time. Sweden is nice, but it's still cold. Australia maybe?

[Mich Otter]

7. "Australia"?

I am thinking they have a lot of desert and some mean-ass kangaroos down there. Sweden might be easier.

[GreenInNC]

8. Finland

I lived there for a while. If there was ever a country that needed to be bombed, Finland is the one.

[alcuno]

31. We can't afford them.

When I was in Finland, the money was flying out of my wallet. That was before the dollar dropped...

[aneerkoinos]

40. ELÄ PERKELE EDES UNISSAS!!! n/t

[kedrys]

9. Germany

For the simple reason that, according to a French bud of mine, the entire population f*cks off on 6 weeks' holiday in the middle of summer, leaving only biergarten waitresses and museum guards in lederhosen to defend the country. :D

[Mich Otter]

19. "lederhosen"?

I'd be afraid of what the Germans might be packing under those lederhosen.

[Just Me]

11. EW! *LOL* They are SOOOO socialist-like!!!

Here's a :hug: from a fellow Scandinavian with a shameful link to those nasty Vikings *LOL*!!!

[Mich Otter]

45. "socialist-like!!!"

Like, I like Socialist-like people. Like, I really do.

[Nailzberg]

12. Don't even think about coming after Sverige!

First off, it's gonna be tough to take on Magnus Samuelson, he can just start flipping tanks over like some rowdy frat guys tipping a VW.

Then you have to deal with the nordac skilling/riflery skills of their winter bialthletes.

And, have you seen Princesses Madeleine and Victoria? What foxes! No FOX news spin could ever sell the American people on the need to overthrow those two vacker babes.

[Mich Otter]

14. But, but, if we whip them, 'WE GET TO KEEP THE WOMEN".

At least until my wife finds out. Then I'm toast.

[GreenInNC]

21. Magnus

Why is it that every Swedish competitor in the strongest man competition is named Magnus?

[Nailzberg]

48. not true - Torbjorn Samuelson

His older brother is Magnus, so the name was taken in his family.

[Jose Diablo]

52. Yah..Princess Victoria is a dish alright

Is there anyway to invade without destroying anything?

[BrightKnight]

13. Secretly rigged their own infrastructure with explosives

They secretly rigged their own infrastructure with explosives during the cold war. The devious bastards sound like terrorists to me. You never really know where you stand with them. If they team up with the French we are done for.

A preemptive strike is the only solution.

[yella_dawg]

15. We attack Denmark and I'm in the recruiting station tomorrow.

I'll volunteer in advanced recon.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. I nominate Tierra Del Fuego

In the werds of Feerless Leeder:

"See, folks, it's strategeric... the al kayder is plottin to come in from our southernist borders... so the ferthurr southly we are, the lesser northage they can proseed. And we get to keep an eye on guy anna, which iz only just lesserly southbound than terra dell fungo!"

:evilgrin:

[kedrys]

17. The Falkland Islands

For, ya know, strategeric sheep purposes. :D

[Mich Otter]

20. "strategeric sheep purposes"

I am thinking you are one sick person. And, I like sick people.

[Taxloss]

54. Yeah, and we'll come down and whup yo' ass like we did to Argentina

in 1983. Britain wants, needs and should have the Falklands because ...

because ...

...

I don't know

[Ilsa]

22. That sounds zactly like him when I reed it out loud! eom

[Mich Otter]

33. "Tierra Del Fuego"

I don't think we want another country who's name we can't spell and our leaders can't find on a map. Of course, that means most countries with Republicans running the show.
They ain't never gonna find Tierra Del Fuego.

[BrightKnight]

35. good idea but we already own it

"...the cost of the acquisition is approximately US$5.7 million after closing adjustments and will be funded from existing working capital."

http://www.oilvoice.com/m/uploadDetail_public.asp?upload_ID=3195

[seabeyond]

18. arent they the ones with the huge ass army, or was that switzerland?

my niece learned in her 6th grade fundie school switzerland has a huge ass army. i wonder,......where she got that from

so be aware. i dont know i would be taking them on

[Mich Otter]

36. Sweden, Switzerland, does it really matter?

They might be planning on going nukular. Let's get everybody before they get us.
Who wants to push the button so we can nuke Christmas Island and Easter Island? They sound like phony secret bases to me.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

23. It'll never work. Swedes are white people

and you'll never get enough freepers to work up a serious hate on fellow white people to sustain the kind of knock-down, drag-out, atrocity-filled war they enjoy so much. You gotta have non-white enemies with odd clothes and a non-Christian religion -- not a bunch of blond Lutherans with nice sweaters.

[Mich Otter]

32. freepers can hate anybody....

they just need an idiot to point them in the right direction.
Just look at how they've been treating the French, who by the way, (and I love reminding Republicans about this), THE FRENCH WERE RIGHT ABOUT IRAQ.

[Eloriel]

24. Gee, what's wrong with Canada?

It's closer -- and they speak English (for the most part).

:evilgrin:

[Mich Otter]

25. That would be too much like invading Montana.

What would be the fun in that?

[Eloriel]

26. Who said anything about invading?

This was just about "enemies."

[welshTerrier2]

27. liberators? we're just after their meatballs !!!

i can just hear bush at the press conference going on about Sweden being filled with "fee whores" ...

and little Scotty whispers to him through his hidden ear piece: "that's fjords mr. president" ...

[Mich Otter]

37. fjords??

And Bush would ask."you mean the car company"? They have cars, too? Where do they put their skis?

[Sparkly]

28. Switzerland

They aren't "with us," so... :shrug:

[NuttyFluffers]

29. i suggest war on cockroaches.

because, what's another impossible war?

[Mich Otter]

30. Let's keep after the Swedes...

at some point we can claim Victory and Peace-With-Honor and go home.
We haven't done so well with the wars on racism, poverty, drugs, or terrorism. Cockroaches will really, really make us look inept.

[Nevernose]

34. Blame Sewden, invade NORWAY!

Who was it that said "invading Iraq because of 9/11 is like invading Mexico because we're angry at Fidel Castro?"

[aneerkoinos]

38. Not a good idea

Sweden has WMD which they call Surströmning, a chemical weapon of fermented herring in tins.

Island has a similar WMD called Lutefisk (tr. 'smelly fish', a HUMONGOUS understatement), that's why Island don't need an army.

[jokerman93]

39. I believe the next enemy has already

I believe the next enemy has already been identified. It's a shadowy worldwide underground of loosely affiliated jihadists, atheists, free thinkers, pederasts, lesbians, sodomites, dissenters and terminally ill pot smokers.

They're calling it the "Universal Adversary".

saw a thread on it earlier, but can't find it now. Anybody?

[Sabriel]

43. Can we boycott them first?

I'm going to start making "Freedom Pancakes" tomorrow. And I'm giving up Swedish porn, too. It's the supreme sacrifice, but America's worth it. So long, Seka!

[Bluerthanblue]

44. no nomination needed "them" is us

- but likely the govt will put some other poor slob nations face on it to make it look 'righetous'-

i hate the joke that the United States of America has become-
but i love the people who share this continent (and world) with-
and the "ideal" that "America" was 'sposed to be- but is so very very far from, especially since the year 2000.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

47. Sweden?! Are you friggin' crazy?!

It's bad enough that we had to invade a country that was like a blast furnace with IED's -- now you want to invade a freaking icebox?

Our Next Enemy: Bermuda
The New Axis of Evil: Bermuda, Arruba, and the swim-up bar at the Hyatt Regency in Cancun.

You have your marching orders. Attack!

[Mich Otter]

55. Bermuda?

Can't go there, I look terrible in shorts.

[raccoon]

49. I nominate Canada

There's oil in Alberta, and I betcha they're hiding WMD in haystacks there, or maybe underneath or inside glaciers further north.

A lot of what you said about Sweden's government could also apply to Canada.

Of course, an army wintering there, it would be like Stalingrad all over again.

[Mich Otter]

56. "it would be like Stalingrad all over again"

Does anyone in the current administration care if we go into a war we cannot win?

[raccoon]

58. good point nt

[Nailzberg]

50. Then lock me up as a Swedish Sympathizer and here is why...

Crown Princess Victoria and Princess Madeleine.

(Happy B-Day on Friday, Princess Madeleine. Vacker, your highness. Vaaaaaacker.)

[Mich Otter]

57. I was in Munich in May 1979 when Queen Sylvia arrived there...

so she could have her baby in her homeland.
The girls sure are beauties.

[johnaries]

53. But, according to Bush, Sweden doesn't have an Army.

"I don't know why you're talking about Sweden," Bush said. "They're the neutral one. They don't have an army."

Lantos paused, a little shocked, and offered a gentlemanly reply: "Mr. President, you may have thought that I said Switzerland. They're the ones that are historically neutral, without an army." Then Lantos mentioned, in a gracious aside, that the Swiss do have a tough national guard to protect the country in the event of invasion.

Bush held to his view. "No, no, it's Sweden that has no army."

The room went silent, until someone changed the subject.

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/incidents.shtml