PHOTO: Santorum, Frist & Kyl, an Unholy Trinity

[Bluebear]

Try as the photographer might, no halo can gild this turd.

[Skidmore]

1. GAAAACKKK !!!

[Deep13]

2. Onward asshole soldiers!

[izzybeans]

3. It looks more like he's being sucked into a spaceship

The tracter beem must have started pulling from the left side of his face. It appears to be melting off.

Either that or there is a dog just below the microphone stand going to town and Rickyboy has got a look of pleasant surprise.

On edit: I'd go with the latter. His handlers on the left and right are looking on like their son has just lost his "religion".

[Deep13]

7. "sucked", let's focus on that word...

... when referencing Santorectum.

[izzybeans]

9. "Sodomites Unite!" might be a good headline for this pic

[stevedeshazer]

4. heheheh

Santorum is wearing a pink tie...heheheh

[seemslikeadream]

5. Whatever the case may be

[Karmageddon]

6. He looks like he just sharted.

From the looks on frist and kyl's faces, he may have.

[aden_nak]

8. He's doing an impression of Cameron from Ferris Beuller's Day Off.