Freaky Frist -PIX- >>>

[Stephanie]

Is there some rule that these guys have to look as bizarre as they sound?



http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050607/480/dcgh10206071755

[aden_nak]

1. Looks like a 60s Sci-Fi movie.

A hairy bug thing should be jumping on his face any moment now.

[whistle]

2. <caption> Ohooo, my "butt-plug" just got drawn up into my upper bowel

[rkc3]

3. I hear Homer Simpson -

Did I say that or just think it?

[Bluebear]

4. It's MARTY FELDMAN!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

5. HEY!!! WATCH IT!!!!

Marty Feldman was a genius:

"Hump? What hump?"

Seriously, Frist and DeLay and Ashcroft all have that lazy eye thing. I bet, if they squint, they can see around corners ...............

[maveric]

9. "Abby, Abby Normal.."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. "Nooooo! Rev. Dobson!"

"Don't make me wear the fishnets and heels! I'll push for an up or down vote!!!"

[unhappycamper]

7. "What do you mean you can't find the gerbil?"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[maveric]

8. "You are getting sleeeeepy"

[Fight_n_back]

10. He just saw his Presidential prospects

wadda tool

[Stephanie]

11. I want to find some younger pix of him - I think he's had a lot of surgery

I think he's had a nose job for sure, chin implant probably, and possible fake cheekbones.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

13. The hair

The hair, out of the Tom DeLay Hair Club For Misfits, is so badly dyed and cemented into place, it's scary.

[Stephanie]

15. I forgot the hair - plugs or piece?

I say it's a Hair Club for Men weave anchored to his side hairs with a little wire track.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

17. Hmmmmm

You know a suspicious lot about fake hair, Grasshopper......

[Stephanie]

18. LOL! From a play I just read - described in detail

You go into the shop every six weeks to have the piece washed, scalp scrubbed, and wires tightened. Sexy!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

20. Six weeks?

It's not washed for SIX WEEKS?

And he's a physician?

Ick.

[Liberal In Texas]

12. Right eye is looking down, left eye is looking left. Creepy. n/t

[Ioo]

14. OMG you scared the hell out of me! n/t

[FreedomAngel82]

16. Weird!!

What a weird face. :crazy:

[Terran]

19. Like a poorly re-animated corpse

I agree with the 1960's horror flick assessment too--very right on, LOL!

If Frist thinks he's running for prez in '08, he better start looking in the mirror. He hasn't got a prayer, the way he looks. An effeminate zombie. Son of the Abominable Dr. Phibes.

[TexMexTex]

21. "Mr. Frist, this is Thor

he'll be doing your colonoscopy today"

[kliljedahl]

22. AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

23. Maybe that's Terri Schiavo in the background.

She came back to haunt him for exploiting her in such a gruesome and disgusting way. "Nothing personal Terri, I was just trying to get on the good side of the fundies!"

[Stephanie]

24. Here are pix of him ten years ago - facelift?

http://fyi.cnn.com/HEALTH/news_from_medicine/9603/fda.fast.track


http://www.house.gov/wamp/1995_summit.shtml

[Rex]

25. CATS! I LIKE TO SKIN CATS ALIVE!

CATSSSTSSSSSSSTSSS! SOMEONE GET ME A KNIFE!