Bill O'Reilly's LOVEBOAT TOUR cancelled for lack of interest (and sex)

[attaturk]

Damn that's too bad.

"Corporate Travel Service told Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O'Reilly, Intl. that the goal was to get 800 people onboard for a Caribbean fantasy week with O’Reilly. Even though the cruise was promoted heavily on The O'Reilly Factor television program, the Radio Factor, and O'Reilly's Web site, they sold only a fraction of the tickets available."

From http://www.sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com/archive/060605.html

I feel a song coming on...

http://rising-hegemon.blogspot.com/2005/06/im-king-of-worah-fuck-it.html

[AllegroRondo]

1. Free loofah with every reservation!

[dogday]

2. And a bedtime call from O'Reilly himself if you are in the mood

for a little sex talk.... The Lust Boat

[Vanje]

3. Ahoy! Welcome aboard HMS Fallafal!

Ahoy Matey! Book your shower reservations early, and reserve your loofa NOW!

[Rex]

4. Why would anyone want to go on a cruise with a dried up turd?

Bill will soon be living in the same dumpster as Miller.

[wtmusic]

5. Seminar topics include:

Why So-Called "Truth" Isn't Essential for Good Government
Blotchy Skin Secrets
Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, I'm From Fucking Pluto

[holboz]

6. LOL! How funny. How long before Faux cancels him?

[kliljedahl]

7. Probably didn't wanta see him in his speedos

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