Just woke up from a nap. I had the worst nightmare about our country.

[mtnsnake]

This dream was so scary and so unbelievable, I gotta tell you about it.

Anyway, I dreamt that George and Barbara Bush's idiot son, Junior, became our president in 2000. But that's not all....

Later in my dream, Junior proves to be an incredible jackass, crooked as hell, as sinister as it gets, and embarrassing to all mankind. He even corrupts his authority to get us into an illegal war for oil that ends up killing countless thousands of innocent people! But my dream didn't end there. There's more....

Somehow the imbecile becomes president again for a 2nd term!! Now I know you're going to say that's only the stuff nightmares are made of and how something like that could never really happen, BUT*IT*SEEMED*SO*FUCKING*REAL.

Thank goodness it was only a dream. I gotta get movin' and slap some cold water on my face. I feel like this dream is still haunting me. That's what I get for falling asleep on the couch.

Gotta shake these cobwebs.

[RBHam]

1. Is your nightmare contagious?

There's a freaking epedemic going on!

[Gay Green]

3. There's a freaking epedemic going on!

I caught the same thing!

[Eric J in MN]

2. How did the dream end? nt

nt

[marmar]

4. I'm still hoping this is an extended nightmare...

and I'll wake up, Clinton will still be president, the World Trade Center will still be standing and I will still be under 30.

[Skink]

5. It's actually way worse. In 2000 Stom Thurmond took over....

in a Dixiecrat revolt. Slavery is now up for condideration. Wait that really happened.:wtf: