Does Bush* Carry Tennis Balls Under His Armpits?

[arwalden]

Why can't he hold his arms STRAIGHT DOWN at his side like NORMAL people do?

[liberal N proud]

1. He needs to hold his shoulders out to hold his head up

otherwise his head would flip flop from shoulder to shoulder as he babbled.

[DemBeans]

2. heh

I forget which writer it was, but he described it as looking as though Bush was trying to dry his deodorant when he walks.

I agree, it looks ridiculous. He must think it makes him look like a big manly-man, along with his cowpoke walk.

[Bill McBlueState]

4. he *has* had some pretty nasty cases of sweaty pits

Maybe he's trying to keep them dry. :D

[HockeyMom]

3. Walks like a Chimp, Talks like a Chimp,

IS a Chimp.

[leveymg]

5. Too many wires and plates under his jacket. n/t

[mopaul]

6. mincing sharply across the lawn, mince mince mince mince

[MisterP]

28. mince pie

[Avalux]

7. It's the 'tough guy' walk -

Seriously, I read about this once (can't remember where). Image is extremely important to *. The way he walks has been practiced and practiced, perfected over the years to emulate the cowboy image created by Rove. Ironic the idiot's afraid of horses.

[Fleshdancer]

13. ah yes, the 'tough guy' walk. A sign of small penis syndrome

:D

Men who are compentent don't have to spend hours working on their walk.

[Ronnie]

17. It's the bully walk.

The first time I saw it, I was reminded of elementary school bullies on the playground during recess. We learned to watch kids that walked like that.

[Jane Austin]

19. And the reason bullies do it can be seen in the animal kingdom.

Watch dogs, for instance, circling each other to establish dominance - - or in a worst case, fight. They throw their ears back and raise their tails high. Why? So the other dog can smell the dog's glandular secretions; as in "I'm more manly (dogly?) than you are."

So where are people's odor glands located? In the armpits, of course. The reason schoolyard bullies throw their arms out is so that, unconsciously, the other guys can tell how tough they are.

I don't even want to speculate if that's the reason bush walks so bowlegged.

I mean, blechhhhh!

[mopaul]

8. the corn cob up his ass can't be helping

i know that look

[Misunderestimator]

9. It's the little pullies they need for the strings, silly

[Steel City Slim]

10. No

He doesn't have any balls.

[leftchick]

11. soccer balls

definitely soccer balls

[Blue Diadem]

12. Oh, his tough guy walk?

Looks pretty silly doesn't it? Reminds me of some of the old time cowboys shows.

[mopaul]

14. from the ministry of silly walks

whatever it is supposed convey, it don't work

[Blue Diadem]

15. LOL..no it doesn't work..

Mr Ruff-N-Tuff Prez just looks stupid.

[mopaul]

16. make no mistake, this IS the burning question of the day

this needs to be thouroughly investigated by several trumped up expensive committees and endless hearings.

[Poiuyt]

18. I thought he was pretending like he had his six-shooters at his side

[Jane Austin]

20. It's all about pheremones.

See post # 19.

[DemonFighterLives]

21. It's the Peacock thing

Trying to impress Condi.
His impression is more of a Blowfish style. See how big I am, Momma?
Son, don't trip up my beautiful mind-babs

[fob]

22. Duh, it's the earpiece transmitter, it has a tendency to slip when he

walks, so he has to keep his shoulders up so it doesn't slide down and get all uncomfortable-like.

[SammyWinstonJack]

23. That's his puffed up BantyRooster walk.

He's macho macho man. My ex who was an Air Force Officer and a mean SOB to boot, walked the same way. Tough guy who liked to hit women and children.

[Lisa]

24. it's his invisible pet porcupines

He has to carry them around all the time -- one under each arm. But since they're invisible, it looks like he just has his elbows stuck out.

[mitchum]

25. Because the oh-so-popular dirtbag is wearing a bulletproof vest

always

[kskiska]

26. He's just waiting for his Right Guard to dry

or maybe he's too macho to use it.

[6000eliot]

27. My brother used to walk like that when he was a kid

When he wanted to look "manly."

[Bill219]

29. ...

c'mon, everyone knows that he walks like that because he has a load in his depends

his walk is really bad when Condi forgets to change him

[6000eliot]

31. LOL

He does look like he's got a load in his pants, doesn't he?

[sendero]

30. It's called "invisible lat syndrome"...

.... by bodybuilders to describe someone who holds his arms out like he has developed lats but said lats are nowhere to be seen.

It's a more pathetic form of macho posturing.

[arkie dem]

32. Well if he does,

it would be the only BALLS the stupid,cock sucking, evil, lower than snake shit bastard has..!!!