FBI officials document GIGANTIC TERRA CELL IN LODI!!

[Career Prole]

"In the first slide we've laid out the chain of command of the GIGANTIC TERRA CELL IN LODI!!



"HEY!! WRONG SLIDE, dammit!!"
:evilgrin:

[MADem]

1. Just in time for renewal of the PATRIOT ACT!!!

Amazing, the timing these clowns have!!! Who would think they would find a guy who sells ice cream and supports terra in a small, quaint town, right around the time that the Patriot Act legislation sunsets and requires renewal?

It's like discovering that Otis the Drunk is Mayberry's own Al Qaeda operative! Quick, get Andy, he's down at the fishin' hole with Opie...Floyd, lock up the Barber Shop and arm yourself with a straight razor!!! Barney, take that bullet out of your shirt pocket and put it in your gun!!!!!!! 'Ant' Bee, grab your rolling pin, be prepared to defend yerself!!!!

Be very AFRAID!!!!

[Gold Metal Flake]

2. If they aren't terrorists now, they will be soon.

I mean, it's not like they will be around to defend themselves.