Here's a guy who really doesn't get it

[Bucky]

This has to be the worst conservative blog on line. Our hero, Chris Greenfeather, is a champion terror-fighter from the 101st Fighting Keyboarders. In other words, he's of military age (25) and sittin' at home on his ass "supporting the troops." Thru his ass.

Speaking of his ass, here's the banality our hero spends on blogging.

Thursday, December 18, 2003

TWO THINGS
First off, I worked things out with Jake. I wrote him a sappy e-mail and he called me a wuss, and I put his link back up. I had to be the big man and put my frustration aside.

Secondly, a little Christmas gift for my readers. I’ll be changing the pic everyday, along with the countdown, to a new dream Mrs. Claus. Even if you don't celebrate Christmas doesn't mean you can't enjoy it.
God Bless America


Friday, December 19, 2003

Happy Chanukkah. We sometimes get so caught up in Christmas, we tend to forget the other holidays this time of year. Well, I didn't forget. For those who don't know too much about Channukka, HERE'S a link the should help.
God Bless America


Saturday, December 20, 2003

MORE RANDOM THOUGHTS
Nothing to blog on today and I'm bored. So I thought I would post some more of my twisted thoughts. Enjoy

Why do people put so much emphasis on name brands? I have a niece who absolutely will not wear anything unless it's comes from some overpriced store in the mall. Abercromie & Fitch and Tommy Hillfiger. Please, tell me what’s wrong with Wal-Mart? Nothing.

Why does Apple charge $99 to replace the batteries in the iPod? Don't they think we paid enough for the iPod itself, $400, and now they want us to pay another $100 every year for new batteries. Bull crap.

Is the bald eagle not the most magnificent animal on the planet? Well, aside from a 20-year-old Asian woman.

Speaking of which, why are Asian woman so much more beautiful than other women?
God Bless America



Sunday, December 21, 2003

TERROR THREAT RAISED TO HIGH
The government has raised the terror threat to High today. I heard that there’s even talk of raising it to Severe. Damn terrorists. I'm already paranoid by this damn flu, now I have to worry about this? Well, I'm not going to let it ruin my Christmas. This is a time of joy and celebration. Not fear and hiding. But, this is what terrorists do. They attack during a holiday, just because it's a holiday.
God Bless America


Monday, December 22, 2003

NO, NO, NO
I'm getting sick. I think. I'm a bit of a hypochondriac about matters like this. I think I'm getting sick all the time. But this time I'm really freaked out about it, with this damn flu going around. I've tried to be really careful and not get it, but apparently not careful enough. Hopefully it's only a cold.
God Bless America


Wednesday, December 24, 2003

CHRISTMAS EVE
Well, it's Christmas eve. The day before the big day. I thought I would share the all time favorite story with you today. Please read it and and enjoy

{text to "A Night Before Christmas" deleted}
God Bless America

And on and on it goes, not a single original thought in his head and each posting ending with a big "God Bless America" to ensure any and all readers that he is, in fact not an al-Qaeda mole, but just a normal all American 25 year old boy living in his mama's basement. He's got decent grammar skills, so he's not an idiot. He's just not using his brains.
Join the army, lardass! "But I might get huuurrrt..."

[eleny]

1. "he's of military age (25) and sittin' at home on his ass"

maybe he's working on his cyst.

[Occulus]

It does seem one would find, ah, fertile ground there, doesn't it? n/t

[anitar1]

8. Good one, Eleny, funny. n/i

[babylonsister]

2. So what's up with you? I'm really curious.nt

[Bucky]

7. What's up with me? You mean as in "me" me?

And why are you curious? I'm curious about your curiosity.

Hmm, maybe you should send me a message directly.

[bitchkitty]

3. whatta dork n/t

[evlbstrd]

4. He's holding out for a better offer.

Commander of the 101st Asian Women.

[Dr Ron]

5. Glad that I missed that one

It might get the award for most banal.

I should not be giving such awards as there are many conservative blogs I've never seen, and I don't read those I do look at regularly enough to be fair. That said, I've often felt that the worst in terms of idiotic knee jerk support of Bush was Blogs for Bush.

This is just one example of their logic that comes to mind, beyond all the typical (for conservative sites) favorable comments on spreading democracy and keeping us safe from terrorism. Bush mentioned electronic medical records. The blog went nuts saying that while the Democrats had nothing to offer on health care, Bush was offering something constructive which really helped.

First of all, both Kerry and Dean had talked about this far more extensively than Bush. Secondly, this hardly goes very far in reducing costs or extending care without far more ideas--such as those offered by Democrats. Thirdly, this is hardly a controversial issue considering that subsequently Hillary and Newt began going around talking about it.

[TheFarseer]

6. wow, I bet he gets all the chicks!

Hey, Chris, save some for me buddy. A big fat ass and his own blog site where he posts his witty and original comments about how Christmas is a time of giving - you ladies better act fast before this dreamboat gets snapped up.

How did some people get such warped ideas about how to support the troops?