Mr.Falwell and Mr.Robertson endorsed masturbation today.They said

[KlatooBNikto]

any practice that does not lead to abortion is acceptable.As to the use of Viagra with this practice, they said folks should be careful about blindness.While trying to read the teleprompter both evangelists had to squint their eyes and Mr.Falwell told Mr.Robertson, " may be you need stronger prescription glasses."

[bklyncowgirl]

1. Is this a joke?

[KlatooBNikto]

2. What do you think?

[bklyncowgirl]

8. Damn, too good to be true.

But with that nutcase Horsey talking how he used to relieve his sexual frustration on the family mule, I was sort of hoping it might be true.

[skooooo]

3. Wait I thought blindness was caused by..

masturbation! Now I find out its caused by Viagra.

What gives?

[KlatooBNikto]

6. Viagra apparently works by constricting the blood flow to some crucial

arteries.Masturbation also creates the same type of blood flow patterns. That is why the results from these two are identical.

[wakeme2008]

4. The also for a prayer offering of $50 have a book

You and your farm animals guide to true love.... :evilgrin:

[mogster]

5. They always appear in pair, these two ?

I only have one question: do the hair grow on the back of their hands? :P

[Domitan]

7. Dobson has been endorsing masturbation for at least 30 years

Dr Dobson summarizes with the statement: "Masturbation is all encompassing!"

Boys and parents need to understand that masturbation (in Dr. Dobson's words) "is an inevitable developmental stage - it is going to happen!"

He concludes with the statement:

"If it happens to you, I wouldn't worry too much about it because I don't think it has much to do with your relationship to God"

-From his book "Preparing for Adolescence" (1979, 2000)

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Dobson has even been attacked by some fundies for being too pro-masturbation.

http://www.deoomnisgloria.com/mt/archives/000115.html
"Even though I greatly appreciate most of the work Dr. Dobson has done over the years, I think his books on parenting especially those dealing with boys and teenagers should be avoided because he condones masturbation. As a former sex education teacher, who even used the Focus on the Family video regarding safe sex as being a lie for those engaging in premarital sex, I think his attitude on masturbation is troubling and to say the least gravely immoral. Below is an article I found posted on his website dealing with the issue."

[Ian David]

9. James Dobson: Founder of "Focus on the Masturbating"? n/t

[H2O Man]

15. This gives "calling upon the hand

of the Lord" new meaning. Thanks, Dr. Dobson!

[CTyankee]

11. "if it happens to you"???

That's a rather passive way of saying "If you feel like jerking off and then do it." I never thought of masturbation as something that just "happens" to you. But then, if it just "happens" you don't have to take any responsibility, do you?

Love these hypocrites!

[DistressedAmerican]

12. There I Was Minding My Own Business And Bam! Maturbation!

I don't know how to make it stop happening to ME!

Would make a good bumper sticker " Masturbation Happens!"

[KlatooBNikto]

13. Take control! Take the matter into your own hands.See you feel better

already.

[DistressedAmerican]

14. Much Better!

[LiberalEsto]

10. how appropriate

jerkoffs endorsing jerking off