A Typical CNN Poll Question

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via Wonkette:

They call it a QuickVote, sure. They pretend to offer a simple "yes" or "no" vote on arm-twisting diplomat John Bolton. But just try to answer! Typical liberal obstructionists...

Or maybe the possible answers are supposed to be:

YES -- the fight is about principles or politics.

NO -- the fight is about Bolton's mustache.

[cdb]

1. monkey / fuscia

the question is poorly constructed, and irrelevant

the answers could easily be monkey / fuscia and stll yield the same results

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2. lemme try a few

...see if I can get into the mindset...
On a scale of 1 to 10, is Iraq?
_ Yes
_ No

If the vote were held today, would you support Democrats or Republicans?
_ Strongly Agree
_ Agree
_ Neutral
_ Disagree
_ Strongly Disagree

Should Congress amend the Controlled Substances Act to allow for medical marijuana use?
_ George W. Bush
_ Bill Clinton
_ George H. W. Bush
_ Ronald Reagan
_ Jimmy Carter

Were Howard Dean's statements about the GOP over-the-top?
_ Yes
_ Strongly Agree
_ President Bush has a mandate
_ Prefer not to answer

Wow. It's harder than I thought it would be. I can see why these guys make the big bucks.

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3. ...

:rofl:

brilliant!