Dear Evangelical Christians looking for oil in Israel

[Sandpiper]

Stop wasting your time and money with that. I've got something even better.

There's a piece of the true cross in my closet. Just give me $100 each and I'll let you see it.

Throw in an extra 50 bucks, and you'll get an authentic map to the final resting place of Noah's Ark.


Don't waste time, act now! All major credit cards accepted.

[Bluebear]

1. Are you holding out on the Pop-Tart that looks like Francis of Assisi?

Or did you ebay that already? :hi:

[kenny blankenship]

2. Don't waste your money folks!

I have Jesus' foreskin in a jar and the first $50,000,000 takes it (payable in USD or €). Don't buy Sandpiper's baubles, don't be tricked by trinkets, keep your powder dry, hang on to that dough til you see what I've got to sell, call your pastor, alert your congregation, pass the collection tray and you can OWN the leading and least used part of Jesus today!

You wouldn't want that church on the other side of town to beat you to market, so act without delay! Quick before the Catholics get it!