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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 11:58 PM
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''If B*** had a black friend....
that Motherf***er would be on his shoulder like a PARROT!''

quote from Chris Rock on an HBO show ca. 2000, during the selection campaign

he was talking about how the pugs always talk about their black friends, and how NObody who likes blacks has to tell people how much they like them. He mentioned how WJC never brought up his friend Vernon Jordan, for example.

He was going on and on about how racist the usurpers are.

funny stuff
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:01 AM
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1. Chris Rock is so silly!
Hehehe! And we all know it's true.
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:05 AM
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3. former Phoenix Sun Kevin Johnson was his guest, and was
LHAOF.

Rock said he'd voted for Jesse Jackson and Clinton for president the last two times: 'two black guys'

one of my favorite lines, from maybe his first special:


‘Gays in the military. I say if they want to fight, let ‘em fight. ‘Cause I ain’t fightin’. I don’t care if a Russian tank is rolling down the street in New York, I ain’t shootin’ nobody.’

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gumby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:45 AM
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14. Gotta go with Condi
Edited on Mon Jun-13-05 12:46 AM by gumby
'My husband, er, the President.....'

Somebody's riding something, eh?

edit: my bad, meant to reply to OP
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Wilms Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:02 AM
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2. .

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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:08 AM
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9. har....he said the Thuglican convention that year was like a Utah Jazz
basketball game....lots of diversity on the court, but everybody in the audience looked the same.

meaning, you know what

Bill Maher was on the other night (another old show), during which he said that the last time there were as many black people onstage for a crowd like that (the convention) they were being sold as slaves!

the audience was REALLY taken aback by the comment, and didn't really laugh for awhile. you could hear the oohs, NO/s, outraged reaction before some laughs set in. Priceless moment
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misanthrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:27 AM
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12. Is that Lynn Swann?n/t**
*
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crimson333 Donating Member (760 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 01:43 AM
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16. yes it is
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merwin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:05 AM
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4. Hey, he's got Condi now!
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:06 AM
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6. Where's the
picture of Condi lovingly looking at W? Or her whip.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:05 AM
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5. He has a black lover...
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:06 AM
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7. I wonder
what got her panites pissed off. Maybe because George is so far away. ;)
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:10 AM
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11. she has to share such a tiny tiny appendage.....see?
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Orangepeel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:08 AM
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10. so it's not bush's *shoulder* Condi's riding?
my apologies for that visual
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fla nocount Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:06 AM
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8. If * had a black friend.
He would walk, talk and look like Sammy Davis Jr. Right down to the white wife and the "lotta lard" pomade in his hair.
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R. A. Fuqua Donating Member (281 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:32 AM
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13. Bush has a black mistress--
Condi. He probably could count her as a friend. And he DOES drag her around like an accessory....
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LightningFlash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:48 AM
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15. I think Blackwell Fraudwell qualifies as that definition!!!
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