Gabi Hayes
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Sun Jun-12-05 11:58 PM
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''If B*** had a black friend.... |
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that Motherf***er would be on his shoulder like a PARROT!''
quote from Chris Rock on an HBO show ca. 2000, during the selection campaign
he was talking about how the pugs always talk about their black friends, and how NObody who likes blacks has to tell people how much they like them. He mentioned how WJC never brought up his friend Vernon Jordan, for example.
He was going on and on about how racist the usurpers are. funny stuff
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Mon Jun-13-05 12:01 AM
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1. Chris Rock is so silly! |
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Hehehe! And we all know it's true.
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Gabi Hayes
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Mon Jun-13-05 12:05 AM
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3. former Phoenix Sun Kevin Johnson was his guest, and was |
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LHAOF.
Rock said he'd voted for Jesse Jackson and Clinton for president the last two times: 'two black guys'
one of my favorite lines, from maybe his first special:
‘Gays in the military. I say if they want to fight, let ‘em fight. ‘Cause I ain’t fightin’. I don’t care if a Russian tank is rolling down the street in New York, I ain’t shootin’ nobody.’
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Mon Jun-13-05 12:45 AM
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Edited on Mon Jun-13-05 12:46 AM by gumby
'My husband, er, the President.....'
Somebody's riding something, eh?
edit: my bad, meant to reply to OP
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Mon Jun-13-05 12:02 AM
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Gabi Hayes
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Mon Jun-13-05 12:08 AM
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9. har....he said the Thuglican convention that year was like a Utah Jazz |
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basketball game....lots of diversity on the court, but everybody in the audience looked the same.
meaning, you know what
Bill Maher was on the other night (another old show), during which he said that the last time there were as many black people onstage for a crowd like that (the convention) they were being sold as slaves!
the audience was REALLY taken aback by the comment, and didn't really laugh for awhile. you could hear the oohs, NO/s, outraged reaction before some laughs set in. Priceless moment
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Mon Jun-13-05 12:27 AM
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12. Is that Lynn Swann?n/t** |
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Mon Jun-13-05 12:05 AM
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4. Hey, he's got Condi now! |
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Mon Jun-13-05 12:06 AM
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picture of Condi lovingly looking at W? Or her whip.
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Mon Jun-13-05 12:05 AM
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5. He has a black lover... |
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Mon Jun-13-05 12:06 AM
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what got her panites pissed off. Maybe because George is so far away. ;)
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Gabi Hayes
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Mon Jun-13-05 12:10 AM
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11. she has to share such a tiny tiny appendage.....see? |
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Mon Jun-13-05 12:08 AM
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10. so it's not bush's *shoulder* Condi's riding? |
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my apologies for that visual
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Mon Jun-13-05 12:06 AM
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8. If * had a black friend. |
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He would walk, talk and look like Sammy Davis Jr. Right down to the white wife and the "lotta lard" pomade in his hair.
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Mon Jun-13-05 12:32 AM
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13. Bush has a black mistress-- |
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Condi. He probably could count her as a friend. And he DOES drag her around like an accessory....
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Mon Jun-13-05 12:48 AM
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15. I think Blackwell Fraudwell qualifies as that definition!!! |
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