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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:06 PM
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I'm having an MJ Party! Free Jesus Juice! Boys Only!
only boy chidren, cause i just love the chidren, the boy chidren.
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:07 PM
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1. Age limit?
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:08 PM
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3. but of course
and plenty of girlie mags too!
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:08 PM
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2. Is it a sleepover???!
Can we play "touch my monkey?"
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:11 PM
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4. is that a song title, or a kid's game?
and yes, we can play, as long as your not past 4th grade.
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SlavesandBulldozers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:12 PM
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5. self delete
Edited on Mon Jun-13-05 05:20 PM by SlavesandBulldozers
;)
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Lexingtonian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:15 PM
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6. ooooh, does it come in Sippy cups?

With cookies?

Yay!
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SlavesandBulldozers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:16 PM
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7. self delete
Edited on Mon Jun-13-05 05:20 PM by SlavesandBulldozers
trust me it was stupid
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:20 PM
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11. Oh hell no! That is not a real MJ song is it?
:spray:
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SlavesandBulldozers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:22 PM
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13. yes it was
but i deleted it because i thought it was a little too sick for my own tastes.
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:23 PM
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15. oh god....why didn't he just call it " I like touching little boys"
:eyes:
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splat@14 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:16 PM
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8. Close Gitmo and send them to Neverland! Gannon can interrogate!
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:16 PM
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9. Mo, you know I love you
but please cut this shit out.
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:57 PM
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18. folks have been cracking MJ jokes for 20 years straight now
with at least 20 more years to go
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:19 PM
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10. LOL!
:7
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:20 PM
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12. how cum yur avatar is still gome?
some peeple have avatars, some dont? i'm not a boy so i'm not gonna join you. sorry
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CalebHayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:22 PM
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14. This should be in the lounge.
so should everyother MJ post.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:26 PM
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16. Mike's career will flourish since he went to jail...
He can always do a new country CD with Merle Haggard and David Allen Coe!
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Baclava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:28 PM
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17. Last chance for Michael Jackson jokes...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

How do you know when it's bedtime at Neverland?
When the big hand is on the little hand.

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
A: It’s called “The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing”.

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other fucks little boys

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to the priest at his confessional?
A: I saw him first!

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A. Got 2 fives for a 10?

Why does MJ want to be a jockey?
Because he heard they ride 3 year olds.
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