DRUDGE: Bush twins conceived with turkey baster! Breaking!

[rfranklin]

From the forthcoming bombshell book The Connecticut Cowboy by Pultitzer Prize winner Janet Cooke--
"According to confidential sources, George W.Bush could not achieve an erection after years of alcohol and cocaine abuse. His wife Laura was devastated and sought the help of the Bush family physician, Dr. Hugo Quackenbush, who used artificial insemination to impregnate Mrs. Bush. George Bush has always claimed that he was the donor, but the actual source was not clear until Laura's ribald revelation at a recent press dinner"

[Fridays Child]

1. Doesn't this belong in the cooking forum?

:P

[EFerrari]

2. YUCK! I'll NEVER BE ABLE TO BURN A TURKEY AGAIN!

:rofl:

[DuaneBidoux]

3. Well that would certainly explain why his daughters are so physically

attractive.

[Vickers]

4. I heard a similar story, but it was an ostrich baster

:shrug:

[sickinohio]

7. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:spray: :rofl:

[Zynx]

5. Or he could be gay.

:evilgrin:

[TalkingDog]

12. Hmmmm...Ya' THINK!!?? n/t

[goclark]

17. google ...George Bush and Ashe

You will get over 6,000 hits about Georgie and his friend Victor Ashe.
George is a hypocrite of the highest order.

[Goldmund]

6. If this really was claimed, I wouldn't believe it --

-- Jenna is definitely Dubya's progeny. Her mouth and smile are identical.

[sickinohio]

8. I don't think so - she looks just like mommy

bush - she even has the spaced out look that mommy laura has.

[yurbud]

9. the president's seed was hand-harvested by his shaved headed...

masseuse and constant companion Rod Whitehead.

Hillbilly Hitler art:



Blog:

[sickinohio]

13. Or - maybe the "companion"

Jimmy/Jeff/Johnny Guckert/Gannon/Gosch

:shrug:

[emanymton]

10. Bob Boudelang Told Me The Same Thing. Theep Droat

Breaking news from annonamus souse, otherwise known as Theep Droat (our man Bob Boudeland) confirms he does not deny this.

So their.

[Stirk]

11. Well, that explains his manhood complex.

Weeny no worky.

[Tesla]

14. is this a joke?

or is there a link to this?

[underpants]

15. Dr. Hugo Quackenbush

Really? That is the best name you could come up with?

Very funny

[KharmaTrain]

16. Hey...Where's Your Siren...It Ain't Drudge Without A Siren!!!

And of course, the corporate media will dedicate an hour of air time this evening to discussing this topic with a panel of 2 liberals and a puppy-dog "journalist" facing off an emasculated Conservative. Yeah, right! But I can dream...