George W. Bush wants my help

[Eloriel]

I don't know why I signed up for this junk, but it surely won't be long before I unsubscribe. You may have to stifle your gag reflex to read it, if you can even bring yourself to read it at all. Just thought you might be interested in an early peek at the Bush campaign. :puke:

Dear Eloriel,

Marc Racicot told me he offered to send you your Bush Cheney Charter Member card and asked for your financial support of my reelection campaign.


Please activate your Bush Cheney Charter Member card today by sending a gift of $2,000, $1,000, $500, $250, or even $100 or $50 today at: http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/CharterMember

If you said "yes", then thank you. It means a great deal to know you're in my corner as Dick Cheney and I get ready for what could be a close, hard-fought race. But if you received Marc's letter and haven't yet decided to join my campaign team, I ask for your help today by making a contribution at:

http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/CharterMember

As Marc told you, the Democratic candidates are already on the attack, using super-charged rhetoric. In doing so, they are helping to make the stakes and vast differences of the 2004 election very clear.

I will use America's power to lead the world to greater security and peace. We must win the war on terrorism and promote freedom around the globe if our children are to live in a more peaceful world.

I have acted to strengthen our economy by cutting taxes and restraining government spending. Our economy has suffered a series of shocks: we cut taxes at just the right time to pull us out of recession. Raising taxes now would be bad for American families, American jobs and America's economy.

I will work for a more compassionate society where no child is left behind and where people know they are responsible for their actions, for the children they bring into the world, and for loving a neighbor like they'd like to be loved themselves.

These are clear choices. If you agree they are important, then please activate your Bush Cheney Charter Member card today by sending a gift of $2,000, $1,000, $500, $250, or even $100 or $50 today at:

http://www.GeorgeWBush.com/CharterMember

I need your help now to put in place the campaign I need to win a second term.

I am honored to serve as your President. If you agree with my leadership and values, then I hope you will support me today.

Sincerely,


(Bush signature, one presumes)

P.S. If your response to Marc Racicot's letter and mine crossed in the mail, then please accept my thanks. If not - and you haven't yet activated your Bush Cheney Charter Member card - then please do so today with your gift for of $2,000, $1,000, $500, $250, or even $100 or $50 today at:

[DK666]

1. wow

I just got mine.


I NOW have the opportunity to be a card carrying menber of the repugnant party....

[gratuitous]

2. So, toss him an anchor

And help him sink!

[shirlden]

6. But.....but.....but....

Isn't all that good stuff what he promised us the other time?

Where the hell is it ???



:crazy:

[prolesunited]

3. Anybody care to decode this phrase

from its original Repugnese? What is the code message they are sending to the faithful?

"I will work for a more compassionate society where no child is left behind and where people know they are responsible for their actions, for the children they bring into the world, and for loving a neighbor like they'd like to be loved themselves."

[RichM]

4. Thank God George cut taxes just in time to pull us out of that recession!

I don't know about you, Eloriel, but I'm reaching in my wallet for my VISA Card right now! :evilgrin:

[Egnever]

5. Rofl he should run as a comedian!

This line especially had me rolling!

I have acted to strengthen our economy by cutting taxes and restraining government spending

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH.

Restraining government spending thats rich!

87 billion worth of recent restraint!

[LisaM]

7. TWICE it says, "or even $100 or $50."

I find that insulting. $100 could be a lot of money to a young family.

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