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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 10:08 PM
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BWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA JON STEWART!!
Edited on Mon Jun-13-05 10:15 PM by BullGooseLoony
Dean's over the top, Cheney???

THIS is over the top!!!:

"Republicans all sodomize sheep and drink PISS straight from the COCK."

- Jon Stewart

THAT'S OVER THE TOP.
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Mr_Spock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 10:11 PM
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1. Friind just IM'd that quote from JS - he's a riot
it's also true, but we don't have to go there :rofl:
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 10:12 PM
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3. The Daily Show has this AMAZING way of putting things in
perspective, doesn't it?

Just...unbelievable. Genius.
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 10:12 PM
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2. Hmmm... Jon Stewart saying the word, "cock."
That probably was interesting, in and of itself.

:evilgrin:
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xray s Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 10:26 PM
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7. I am sure he means one of these...
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 10:32 PM
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9. Or this......
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 10:35 PM
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11. LOL! Is that one of those infamous Whizzinators?
:rofl:
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 10:45 PM
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12. I don't like the looks of it, whatever it is.
I'm sure the Repukes can make use of it, though.
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 10:18 PM
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4. Kick it, folks!
Edited on Mon Jun-13-05 10:18 PM by BullGooseLoony
Don't be scared.

Shit, we OWN this place! ACT like it!

With all due deference to Skinner and EarlG, of course.

:)

:yourock:
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 10:23 PM
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5. Kick
of course. Good guest speaker!
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 10:32 PM
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10. Definitely good.
He's a keeper for us.
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 10:25 PM
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6. See this also
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 10:29 PM
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8. Brilliant show.
Loved the guest, too, although he was complacent.
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althecat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 12:16 AM
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17. Maestro.. is that a lyric from a song in your sig...
I have been looking for the song for ages... if you happen to know who recorded it and what it is called I would be very grateful.
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dicknbush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:48 PM
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13. I was disapointed in Stewartr the other night..
He had war criminal Colin Powell on and let him bloviate and "DISASSEMBLE" without really calling him on any of his typical BS. "WE KNOW HE HAD WMDS'S WE KNOW HE USED THEM ON HIS OWN PWOPLE....BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH." HeY Jon maybe that would of been a good time to interject.." OH YEA AND COLIN BY THE WAY HOW DID HE GET THOSE WMD'S AT THE TIME DO YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THAT AT THIS TIME" OH AND HEY COLIN HOW COME IN FEB OF 20O1 YOU SAID THAT THERE WAS NO INFORMATION TO SHOW THAT IRAQ HAD BEEN ABEL TO RECONSITIUTE ANY OF IT'S WMD'S WITHER CHEMICAL OR NUCLEAR"

JON DON'T TURN INTO A HACK JUST SO YOU CAN GET GUESTS ON YOUR SHOW!
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 12:16 AM
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16. Were you watching the same interview I was?
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 01:38 AM
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20. You're right, that would have made for a damn funny show.
Hey, you want JS to kick ass and call people on their bullshit? Maybe you should catch him on a *news* program like, uh, Crossfire. Here, try this: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2652831

Wow, a week after the five-minute Powell appearance and people are still angry at a glorified court jester for not doing a job that news reporters are supposed to do. :eyes:
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 11:53 PM
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14. makes sense, since they always act like they're full of piss and vinegar
.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 12:09 AM
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15. Eww.... I only have 1/2 hour more to wait...
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NightOwwl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 01:12 AM
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18. Jon I love you with all my heart!!!
Edited on Tue Jun-14-05 01:34 AM by NightOwwl
Disses (to say the least :evilgrin:) the cowardly Dems and the Republican douchebags in one fell swoop!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 01:13 AM
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19. Here's the VIDEO
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chalky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 03:32 AM
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21. Ed had a point, though.
I'm not a fan of the whole "camping" thing.
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 08:23 AM
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22. I was drifitng off with the TV on and just happened to open my eyes when
he said that line. I laughed so hard I couldn't get back to sleep for hours.
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The Animator Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 09:08 AM
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23. That Crossfire Clip was great!!
It's was great. Tucker obviously doesn't like it when you make fun of his bow tie. Jon comes out swinging from the start, and basically tells them that their lowering the standard of American discourse. As a legitimate News Channel, it is their obligation to the American people to hold polititians accountable, and try to get at the truth.

In response Carlson tries to call Jon out for lobbing softball questions to his Daily Show guests. His response is great.

To paraphrase "Your CNN, the show that leads into mine is puppets that make prank phonecalls."

Jon is a comedian, his job is to be funny, and he's very good at it. It's not his fault that one taping of his "fake" News show has more truth in it that any weeks worth of "legitimate" News. If the rest of this country's news outlets would acctually do their jobs, we wouldn't have to rely on a comedian to tell us like it is.

Any outrage directed at Jon for not holding Bill O'Reily, or Colin Powel's feet to the fire, I feel, is misplaced. Please redirect any critique you would give to Jon, to the "real" news outlets. It's not Jon's job to be a hard hitting investigative journalist, that's their job, and there failure to do their job is why we've been turning to a "fake" news show for real news.
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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 09:37 AM
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24. For those who saw last week's matt lauer episode.....
what the hell happenned when he brought up Bush?

What did the Audience yell? was matt offended or surprised or ready to do soem slamming on his own? I wonder why Jon cut the interview so abruptly after that.

Anyone with any answers?
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GiovanniC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 09:50 AM
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25. The Audience Booed When Lauer Said *'s Name
Lauer was completely baffled, because on his planet everybody suckles at the mighty teat of *. His reaction when from total astonishment to being a bit offended. How dare you show disapproval for my war hero prezdent!

Jon started laughing and said with some sarcasm, "What a shocking reaction from the audience of this show."

Then he ended the interview because time was running short... and it prevented Lauer from being able to take up arms for his hero.

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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 12:40 PM
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26. Lauer's face when the audience booed *...
...had me :spray: and :rofl:! He was simply incredulous that a good portion of the audience would loudly and vehemently voice their disapproval at the mere mention of his name.

Absolutely PRICELESS! :popcorn:
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GiovanniC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 12:45 PM
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27. Like I Said
On his planet, everyone suckles at the teat of the almighty *.

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