Weigh In: What Will the MSM Cover Instead Of Conyers on Thursday?

[David Zephyr]

What will it be, fellow DU'ers?

How will the corporate whoring news media dodge covering the important hearing of U.S Congressman John Conyers on Thursday?

Naturally, they will give token coverage to Conyers, his hearing, his march to the White House, and to his petition, but what will be the over-arching story that they will be ordered by their executives fill up the airwaves with?

[malaise]

1. The mother who beheaded

her six year old.

[BattyDem]

2. I'm sure they'll find some missing white woman to cover all day long

:eyes:

[David Zephyr]

7. Isn't that the sad truth?!

:eyes:

[dbeach]

3. new sexcapades of the rich and infamous

runaway bride meeets OJ in a 12 step program..at betty ford clinic

[notadmblnd]

4. The recovery of the missing Aruba girls body

just a wild guess.

[Cats Against Frist]

5. Jessica Simpson carves "Runaway Bride" into her pubic hair n/t

[LightningFlash]

A woman with blonde hair will accidently lose her "purse"....

She will be traveling near disneyworld, when all of a sudden her purse gets stolen. Soon we're chasing a masked marauder who actually works for the RNC, across the country trying to find the evil who invoked the patriot act against this fine citizen!!

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[David Zephyr]

11. Ha!

And, of course, she must say that a "hispanic" man stole it.

[KaliTracy]

6. schiavo's autoposy results which are supposed to be released Wednesday n/t

[uppityperson]

9. That was my thought too.

gotta love those coincidences

[Vinca]

8. Hmmmm . . . Michael Jackson releases latest CD.

"Ode to a Runaway Bride, Part I" ("Part II" being saved for future catastrophic diversions).

[realFedUp]

10. What Paris et Paris have in their bridal registry.

...that Michael Jackson is updating the rides
on Neverland to include a huge wet slip and slide
and poolside Jesus Juice in little juice boxes
with straws.

[Kazak]

12. Maybe they'll rush out the new Abu Ghraib photos on Thursday...

:eyes: