A touching human interest story (the Karl Rove you DON'T know)

[Proud2BAmurkin]

One afternoon Karl Rove was riding in his shiny limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate the situation.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We HAVE TO eat grass."

Shocked, the Republican said, "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you!"

"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," Rove replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, too." The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all!" Rove answered. They all jammed into the huge limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the Bush political strategist and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

Genuinely touched, Rove replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really
love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"

[neuvocat]

1. And I'm sure the grass is better quality too.

[kliljedahl]

2. And full of chemicals to assure it is

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[CatWoman]

3. HAHAHAHAHAHA

:thumbsup:

[kodi]

4. lends new meaning to the term sheeple, doesn't it?

.

[dave502d]

5. Good. thank you.n/t

[EFerrari]

6. I just don't want to read "touching" and "Karl Rove" in the same

sentence. :puke:

[spanone]

7. Not true....Rove would charge them for the meal.