World War III (joke)

[SlipperySlope]

President Bush, Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III. Gonna be a real holy war..."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 20 million radical Muslims this time, and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Cheney, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, Smart ass, I told you no one would worry about the 20 million radical Muslims!"

[The Straight Story]

1. LOL sad but true though....(nt)

[Rick Myers]

2. A great old retread!!!

[Bigmack]

3. I always liked....

Question: If they use nukes in the next war, what will they use in the one after that?

Answer: Rocks

[Ready4Change]

4. Make it Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rove...

and have Rove deliver the punchline and I think you've got something.

You can have Bush playing a pinball machine in the background if you want.