BREAKING NEWS, Osama bin Laden

[yankeedem]

Is doing fine and released a DVD and video tape, just in time for fathers day.

He claims he is in Aruba and killed Natalee Holloway in retailiation for the Newsweek article. He stated that "liberal American judges" are his best friend in the war on infidels, and wishes that Michael Schaivo be at peace.

He went on to say that he is perplexed about the Michael Jackson acquittal, but Scott Peterson was "as guilty as sin".

Sorry guys, there will be no airtime for the Conyers thing.

[understandinglife]

1. "Taliban Chief: Osama alive and well"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3864475&mesg_id=3864475

Peace.


www.missionnotaccomplished.us

[mtnester]

2. I also heard he donated a leg to Zaquari

So he could dance a "na na na na boo boo" jig better.

[emanymton]

3. Do You Want Fries With That?

[Island Blue]

18. Only if they are Freedom Fries n/t

[johnfunk]

24. ...from the neighborhood Osama's Freedom Fries'n'Falafel franchise

Yummy! Betcha Bill O'Reilly "eats" there with his female producers, if y'know what i mean.

[Clark2008]

4. You forgot the part where he said he the new Pope was

"fabulous" and would help him to achieve his further goals in recruitment.

:7

[RalphReedsWreckedEm]

5. Thank God we invaded Iraq!

Freedom's on the March!

[JohnyCanuck]

6. PS. He also said

BUSH KNEW!

[dogday]

7. I have his video "How to Drag a Dialysis Machine In the Desert"

Great video, shows his trek thru the desert with his Dialysis machine rolling on the rocks and hills. I almost cried......

[yankeedem]

8. lol, and with all the dialysis supply houses

in the mountains of Pakistan.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

9. hahhaha

how can that be? I heard he has a hover-round, "Now I'm freee to see the Infidel-Wooorld"

[Jamastiene]

12. LOL

I can just see OBL zipping through Pakistan on a Hover-round with a dialysis machine hooked up to the back in a red radio flyer wagon and some gangsta rap playing in the background. Oh shit, I need help.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

14. bhahahah

that is some hilarious imagery. then one pictures a whole convoy of them. with mullah omar's blind ass not far behind in a radio flyer wagon being pulled by a golden retreiver. . and zarqawi. .. jesus he'd need like a prosthetic leg, an iron lung and a colostomy bag - that would require at least a 3 wheeler.

one gets the strange feeling that a trillion-dollar army can't take out what is essentially a gang of hobbled cavemen.

[mopaul]

15. dr. loveless on the wild wild west

or any other villian in a motorized wheelchair cartoon bad guy

[dogday]

16. LOL Gimp Terrorist On The Loose

One legged man, guy with kidney problems, old men with dementia? who knows what other Gimps we may have to face.....

[SlavesandBulldozers]

26. who knows what other gimps we may have to face!

bahahahhahaa!!! stop youre killing me! so damn true man. if we could only develop some kind of parapalegic-seeking missile we could put an end to those rascally gimps once and for all and freedom would truly "reign"!!!

[Jamastiene]

17. It's true.

Seriously, the guy is on dialysis for crying out loud. Why can't they get him. And the others are so beaten up and half dead already. They mean to tell me they can't get them? Something is seriously wrong. It's like they are selling us some "land in Florida" (nothing against Florida there, if anyone IS from Florida). You get the picture though. Loud and clear.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

25. the dialysis thing is one of the

great mysteries isn't it? It betrays the entire survivalist in a cave motif.

[Jamastiene]

29. It does, doesn't it? And

if it's true, all our military would have to do is follow the medicine and see where it's going. They'd probably find him in a jiffy.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

30. yep, spike the medicine.

end of problem. a 2 dollar "solution".

[Mythsaje]

19. I just wanted to tell you

that this one made me howl so loud it scared my dogs.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

23. thank you

and please do apologize to the dogs for me, give them a big hug and a milk-bone!

[Mythsaje]

27. They're getting used to it

it's my wife who occasionally rolls her eyes when I try to share.

She's more of a Libertarian than a Liberal.

[mopaul]

10. my kids got me that DVD,

and i loved the part when osama talks about how the bush and bin laden families go waaaaay back and are very tight.

oh wait, that's true.

[IChing]

11. FBI Wiretaps Finds Widespread Support for Patriot Act

According to the results of an extensive FBI wiretap, Americans overwhelmingly support the Patriot Act and think the FBI should have even more power to listen in on their conversations, read their mail and follow their online interactions. The FBI plans to release the results of the wiretap, conducted on 1,200 Americans, to boost its campaign for expansion of the Patriot Act.


In conversations with friends, loved ones, 90% of Americans say they think FBI deserves more power

By Deanna Swift



We want more
In addition to enthusiasm for the Patriot Act, the FBI wiretap also turned up widespread support for further expanding the powers of the agency to peek into the lives of Americans in the interest of national security. According to the results of the wiretap, 73% of Americans believe that the FBI should have the authority to read the outside of mailed envelopes, a measure backed by President Bush.


Earlier this year, American Idol judge Paula Abdul became the first celebrity to feel the sting of the FBI’s expanded power. Ms. Abdul, whose voice mail messages and phone conversations with one-time American Idol contestant Corey Clark were the subject of a roving wiretap, was the unintended victim of a sting operation intended to sniff out Jordanian terror suspect Buelah Abdul. The messages were recorded by federal agents under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.

[H2O Man]

13. Oh, my goodness!

My face hurts from laughing so hard!!! I tried to read your post to my two sons, who wondered why I was laughing like a darned fool! Now they are laughing, too.

[dogday]

20. Just cuz it's so funny

let's bring it up again, let everyone get a laugh....

[Pithy Cherub]

21. OBL's latest press guy Scott al Quaeda (who will be arrested shortly)

just announced during sweeps an OBL appearance against Bush on "The Amazing Race". OBL said with some asperity, "well since I have already been chased and obviously not caught for 4 years, Bush is negotiating for new members of the coalition of the willing to catch me,..." this...

:rofl:

[yankeedem]

22. You forgot Poland

[Mnemosyne]

28. ROFLMAO!!

This is a great thread!!

The posts are hysterical! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thank you for the OP. You set off a landslide!:toast:

The talent here is phenomenal!

:woohoo: :woohoo: