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anotherdrew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 07:16 PM
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The longest curse in the world I send to Bush and his administration
Let this fall upon bush and his knowing supporters

I denounce, proclaim and declare all the committers of the said senseless murders, slaughters, burning, torturing, plundering, raping and pillaging, openly by daylight and under silence of night, even on such peaceful ground as church lands; together with their families, henchmen, suppliers, and willing conspirators who give them refuge, their receivers of goods stolen by them, and any benefit or part thereof, and their counsellors and defenders of their evil deeds, generally CURSED, denounced, execrated, in sum total, with the GREAT CURSING.

I curse their head and all the hairs of their head; I curse their face, their brain (innermost thoughts), their mouth, their nose, their tongue, their teeth, their forehead, their shoulders, their breast, their heart, their stomach, their back, their womb, their arms, their leggs, their hands, their feet, and every part of their body, from the top of their head to the soles of their feet, before and behind, within and without.

I curse them going and I curse them riding; I curse them standing and I curse them sitting; I curse them eating and I curse them drinking; I curse them rising, and I curse them lying; I curse them at home, I curse them away from home; I curse them within the house, I curse them outside of the house; I curse their wives, their children, and their servants who participate in their deeds. I (bring ill wishes upon) their crops, their cattle, their wool, their sheep, their horses, their swine, their geese, their hens, and all their livestock. I (bring ill wishes upon) their halls, their chambers, their kitchens, their stanchions, their barns, their cowsheds, their barnyards, their cabbage patches, their plows, their harrows, and the goods and houses that are necessary for their sustenance and welfare.

May all the malevolent wishes and curses ever known, since the beginning of the world, to this hour, light on them. May the malediction of God, that fell upon Lucifer and all his fellows, that cast them from the high Heaven to the deep hell, light upon them.

May the fire and the sword that stopped Adam from the gates of Paradise, stop them from the glory of Heaven, until they forebear, and make amends.

May the evil that fell upon cursed Cain, when he slew his brother Abel, needlessly, fall on them for the needless slaughter that they commit daily.

May the malediction that fell upon all the world, man and beast, and all that ever took life, when all were drowned by the flood of Noah, except Noah and his ark, fall upon them and drown them, man and beast, and make this realm free of them, for their wicked sins.

May the thunder and lightning which rained down upon Sodom and Gomorra and all the lands surrounding them, and burned them for their vile sins, rain down upon them and burn them for their open sins. May the evil and confusion that fell on the Gigantis for their opression and pride in building the Tower of Babylon, confound them and all their works, for their open callous disregard and opression.

May all the plagues that fell upon Pharoah and his people of Egypt, their lands, crops and cattle, fall upon them, their equipment, their places, their lands, their crops and livestock.

May the waters of the Tweed and other waters which they use, drown them, as the Red Sea drowned King Pharoah and the people of Egypt, preserving God's people of Israel.

May the earth open, split and cleave, and swallow them straight to hell, as it swallowed cursed Dathan and Abiron, who disobeyed Moses and the command of God.

May the wild fire that reduced Thore and his followers to two-hundred-fifty in number, and others from 14,000 to 7,000 at anys, usurping against Moses and Aaron, servants of God, suddenly burn and consume them daily, for opposing the commands of God and Holy Church.

May the malediction that suddenly fell upon fair Absolom, riding through the wood against his father, King David, when the branches of a tree knocked him from his horse and hanged him by the hair, fall upon these untrue men and hang them the same way, that all the world may see.

May the malediction that fell upon Nebuchadnezzar's lieutenant, Olifernus, making war and savagery upon true christian men; the malediction that fell upon Judas, Pilate, Herod, and the Jews that crucified Our Lord; and all the plagues and troubles that fell on the city of Jerusalem therefore, and upon Simon Magus for his treachery, bloody Nero, Ditius Magcensius, Olibrius, Julianus Apostita and the rest of the cruel tyrants who slew and murdered Christ's holy servants, fall upon them for their cruel tyranny and murder of people.

And may all the vengeance that ever was taken since the world began, for open sins, and all the plagues and pestilence that ever fell on man or beast, fall on them for their openly evil ways, senseless slaughter and shedding of innocent blood.

I sever and part them from the church of God, and deliver them immediately to the devil of hell, as the Apostle Paul delivered Corinth. I bar the entrance of all places they come to, for divine service and ministration of the sacraments of holy church, except the sacrament of infant baptism, only; and I forbid all churchmen to hear their confession or to absolve them of their sins, until they are first humbled / subjugated by this curse.

I forbid all christian men or women to have any company with them, eating, drinking, speaking, praying, lying, going, standing, or in any other deed-doing, under the pain of deadly sin.

I discharge all bonds, acts, contracts, oaths, made to them by any persons, out of loyalty, kindness, or personal duty, so long as they sustain this cursing, by which no man will be bound to them, and this will be binding on all men.

I take from them, and cast down all the good deeds that ever they did, or shall do, until they rise from this cursing.

I declare them excluded from all matins, masses, evening prayers, funerals or other prayers, on book or bead (rosary); of all pigrimages and alms deeds done, or to be done in holy church or be christian people, while this curse is in effect.

And, finally, I condemn them perpetually to the deep pit of hell, there to remain with Lucifer and all his fellows, and their bodies to the gallows of Burrow moor, first to be hanged, then ripped and torn by dogs, swine, and other wild beasts, abominable to all the world. And their candle (light of their life) goes from your sight, as may their souls go from the face of God, and their good reputation from the world, until they forebear their open sins, aforesaid, and rise from this terrible cursing and make satisfaction and penance."
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SmokingJacket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 07:18 PM
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1. If that doesn't do it, nothing will. nt.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 07:20 PM
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2. Wow. That's harsh.
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 07:20 PM
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3. fuck their mother's religion....(my favorite curse)
but your curse is very eloquent and i hope it jells.
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 07:23 PM
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4. You should write it on a big rock. Like this:


This is the famous English "Cursing Stone" made in 1525.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cumbria/features/2003/07/restoration/the_curse.shtml
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anotherdrew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 07:26 PM
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6. that's why I found it, that rock
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kliljedahl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 07:28 PM
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8. & then smash their heads with that rock?
It shouldn't hurt anything, it's not like they have a brain like Terry Schiavo or anything?


Keith’s Barbeque Central
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anotherdrew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 07:38 PM
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11. actually the stone was made in 1999 or 2000 but the curse is from 1525
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 08:07 PM
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15. And all along I thought the Arabs had a lock on curses ---
Edited on Wed Jun-15-05 08:10 PM by Radio_Lady
Here are some other famous ones:

Famous Curses
May your every wish be granted.
- - - Ancient Chinese Curse

May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket.
- - - Arab Curse

May those that love us, love us;
and those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts;
and if He doesn't turn their hearts,
may He turn their ankles
so we'll know them by their limping.
- - - Old Irish Toast

May you wander over the face of the earth forever, never sleep twice in the same bed, never drink water twice from the same well, and never cross the same river twice in a year.
- - - Traditional Gypsy Curse

May the grass grow at your door and the fox build his nest on your hearthstone.
May the light fade from your eyes, so you never see what you love.
May your own blood rise against you, and the sweetest drink you take be the bitterest cup of sorrow.
May you die without benefit of clergy;
May there be none to shed a tear at your grave, and may the hearthstone of hell be your best bed forever.
- - - Traditional Wexford Curse

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Joey Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 07:24 PM
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5. My feelings exactly!! n/t
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 07:26 PM
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7. My ex-husband might say I deserve this kind of a curse.
I forgave him long ago for his infidelities and indescretions before and after our nine-year marriage ended in 1971. We had two kids together who are now 35 and 37 years old.

However, to this day, my ex leaves the room when I walk in. It's pretty weird. What's even more odd is that he likes my current (his terminology) husband of 32 years, as they had to go through a couple of weddings and other religious ceremonies together as father and step-father to my kids.

Off topic. I'm sorry, what was the question? Oh, the curse. This is pretty far out. Did you write it -- or can you tell us where it comes from?
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anotherdrew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 07:29 PM
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9. the origin
It was first invoked by the Archbishop of Glasgow in 1525 against cross border families, known as the "reivers", who lived by stealing cattle, rape and pillage. (sounds the liek bush familly to me)
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CBHagman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 08:02 PM
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13. The truth is even scarier, according to the Guardian newspaper.
If one can believe the article in the Guardian a while back, Bush's ancestor helped create the misery that has beset Ireland for centuries. Would we have even needed a Good Friday agreement if the following hadn't taken place?

By the way, the article is still up on the website:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,1399334,00.html

"It is perhaps not the best omen for US foreign affairs. Local historians in Wexford have discovered that George Bush is a descendant of Strongbow, the power-hungry warlord who led the Norman invasion of Ireland thus heralding 800 years of mutual misery. With a long line of Scots Irish presidents including Woodrow Wilson, the Irish are normally quick to claim US leaders as their own. But, despite President Bush's large Ulster Scots vote in the American Bible belt, Ireland had let his family escape the genealogical microscope.

"But now Ann Griffin Bernstorff, an artist working on a tapestry to commemorate Ireland's Norman heritage, has discovered what she claims is the Bushs' missing Irish link.

"Ms Griffin Bernstorff was researching Strongbow's son-in-law, William Marshal, when she discovered the connection. A descendant of Marshal married Anne Marbury Hutchinson, a famous 16th century religious dissenter who had already been linked to Mr Bush.

"'It is one of those bizarre developments,' she said. 'We traced the Bush genealogy through a Republican source in Chicago and found it was correct. People here are absolutely shocked. I'm not sure what the wider reaction will be, Bush has not been seen as a great friend of the Irish.'

"Indeed, when Mr Bush visited a County Clare castle last year, radio talk-show hosts asked: 'Is this the most hated American ever to set foot on Irish soil?'"
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kliljedahl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 07:29 PM
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10. But honestly, how do you really feel?
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anotherdrew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 08:01 PM
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12. Bush's 'spirit' cursed with black magic, tossed into river
This story is somewhat mis-written as it's not 'black magic' being used and not voodoo either.

Bush's 'spirit' cursed with black magic, tossed into river

October 19, 2003

The spirit of US President George W Bush has been trapped in a clay pot and tossed into a river in northern Thailand after being cursed by hundreds of farmers protesting US agriculture policy.

A photograph of the US leader was sealed inside a pot amid black magic mantra chants, then tossed into the Ping River on Friday by demonstrators after they rallied at the US consulate in Chiang Mai, a farm group leader said.

"This is a traditional northern Thai ceremony aimed at keeping his spirit down on the riverbed so he could not come and exploit our natural resources or suppress our (farming) brothers with his superior influence," Weerasak Wan-ubol, an executive of the Northern Farmers Alliance, said today.

The 300 protesters, claiming to represent 20,000 members from seven northern provinces, railed against imminent plans for a free-trade agreement between Thailand and the United States.

The act was also a protest against Washington's military intervention in sovereign nations, the Bangkok Post reported.

A respected elder performed the voodoo rites, inscribing ancient Khmer scripts on the pot, aimed at trapping the spirit of the US president.

AFP

This story was found at: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/10/18/1066364541599.html
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 08:06 PM
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14. Cool! Cursed in Thailand, too! I'm going to have some pad thai --
to celebrate.
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anotherdrew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 08:14 PM
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19. have a good dinner
and enjoy! Now I just have to dodge the three fold return on this investment? Maybe not, I don't know, we'll see.
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EC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 08:07 PM
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16. And I take up the same curse,
if curses can be increased by every cursor, let it be so, let us all take up the curse and see it they start breaking out in boils and loosing their hair and smell of the vile stench of hate, greed and death...
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anotherdrew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 08:11 PM
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17. excellent
yes, let's let his inner self show on the outside for a change
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 08:12 PM
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18. My husband told me he would believe in Jesus if --
HE STRUCK DOWN GEORGE BUSH RIGHT NOW -- RIGHT HERE -- AND SHOWED IT TO HIM ON THE TELEVISION.

That was on Sunday. Anything happenin' yet?
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anotherdrew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 08:19 PM
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20. another group cursing bush...
Protest at Bush visit to Shannon, June 26, 2004

... Gardai were everywhere: and other suspicious folk on scaffolding in the airport:and in the air: The "MacBush" group allegedly put a curse on Bush, as did this ...
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LightningFlash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 08:23 PM
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21. *Crosses heart, and all assorted*
Amen, expand this curse to follow thine who takes his life in vain, and murders his own. Ye, abolish the teachings of satan who has desecrated and destroyed religions which doesn't agree with him.

Ye it be the falsity upon a moral man, obsessed with his own blood on his hands.
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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 08:47 PM
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22. ((( Shudder ))) Damn skippy! n/t
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